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you don't buy me flowers, anymore

pretends he's winning at slots when he goes to the atm.

is bringing the abacus back.

has been to at least 42 sylists, barbers and hair salons. it's truely strange the number of times he's been told 'say no more, fam'.

is bringing back mike score's look. kind of rocking it.

before engaging in tipping of any cow, he will break out with 'nooooooooowwwwwww tell me what you want what you really really want'.

likes to whisper sweet nothings to passers by his window. in his house. while they drive by.

treats every interaction with people, like rowdy roddy piper in 'they live'.

ok, that is , and please don't be offended, but that is comedy gold. you give blood, recluctantly, only to have it given back. then only thing better is if there had been some intense debate on the reason why you need to give blood. also, notably, one of my favorite ep of BB and finally, i dont' even know if i can give blood. i stopped trying after 2003-4, anthrax vaccine. i still kept getting denied.

has me mistaken for some other user.

write incredible fanfic about a certain user.

enjoys walks to her local mcdonald's once a week to walk into the store and proudly proclaim that the szechaun sauce is nothing but their bbq sauce with red rooster sauce, then continues her leisurely stroll to the walking park, where she taunts wild geese with swan calls.

played grimace in the theatrical realese of 'the ronald mcdonald story: fries and the fast life"

happy day of birth gma

once applied for a job as a professonal toenail clipper.

don't give up. we can't give up. this can be so much better. :]

someone's a thirsty honey badger.

advanced ....zoom, explore, whatever the program is for richers to put their kids in. our clases were seperated a/b in 6th and a/b/c/d in 7-8 all the richers were in a supposed to be advanced, smarter etc, i was in b, my step sister in a. she was dumb as a bag of rocks, as were most of the a kids. in my humble opinion, i thought all the smart kids were in b. anyway....going back to CinR, it seems those with some sort of pure and rightous sense of grandeious don't like the book. given the time period it was written, society had different norms in the 50/60 in the height of it's popularity, but if read during the 80/90's, it's dry, and whiny. maybe you loathe it so, because it calls you out on some hidden level you can't describe. or not. but the book itself is and was a 'rebel without a cause', for it's time. if one could read it without attributing what they know in today's society, and try to emerse themself what life was like back then, they might like it. think of it like 'leave it to beave' and wally gets pissed at the beav and ma and pop and sets off with eddie, who leaves him in the dust, so wally has to fend for himself, with cussing and sex.

when the phone rings (yes..i still have a land line, 4ft twisty cord and everything), my heart sinks...like the jehovah witnesses are at my door. i pick up...but i don't say anything. *dons tinfoil bonnet* i think they will use my voice for something. then i will say 'what'

eats 42 grains of rice per bite. yes, counts out 42 individual grains, places on spoon, consumes, rinse, repeat.

now i would never. bare fists and bare fists only. once bragged about being the for the 'oil boy' for the tropicana 500. he thought it was supermodels he'd be oiling down. turned out to be the 87th annual soapbox derby, yes..THAT tropicana 500. and his job was to oil the axles.

omg...forgot about the great gatsby. i think that was 9th grade. pretty sure. OOOH animal farm-what was one of my favorites. i saw kids in the 6th grade "advanced english' reading it....so i did too. really good, i naturally moved onto 'lord of the flies'

rides the mashed potato rails....there are some sinus issues...BUT WHAT A RIDE!

i'm 5'8" i tried dating a couple guys that were shorter than me...and it was fun... much like a sit n spin is fun. it's good for a few go arounds...but eventually you fall off.