discolé monade

has written a formal letter to the NYT, which proclaims her 'emperess of the united states'.

oh. he did. i'm sure. And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for food. genesis 1:29

wraps up rabbit turds in gold foil and places them in plastic easter eggs for all the wee ones to find.

likes to pretend he's gambit, makes it complete by flicking playing cards at complete strangers

may or may not be the man who sold the world.

they are sexy

trees bellow below beaver streams

mr hoonie wears dirty underwear

mes francais greire est chaise louvre

why brassy minions is staff floating

hubb was the one with the equations? yeah...i'd look that up, and give an alternate equation.

pops popcorn one kernal at a time.

will proclaim "SOCK IT TO ME" when asked if he's ready for the check.

sounds like you need a swift kick in the ass.

somehow knows every dick in hollywood

convinced me to spray paint enourmous dicks around the potholes in this county. >_>

invented fist bumps

performs one woman shows weekly at dinner theater.

installed a hand crank tornado siren in his back yard. sunday mornings @ 0300 are bangin' in his neck of the woods.

favorite, is an objective word. but i miss fuggz >_> /s/

is a big game hunter. but his game of choice, the most dangerous animal on the planet: man