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chinese takeout all weekend. i make a takeaway last 3 days. if i pick up, she'll put so much more and pop a coke in too. she likes me. i like her. necco wafers. apples. vanilla chai tea. all weekend. water. kudasi, do you make gravy from scratch? you have the perfect base with the crockpot chicken. great. now i'm hungry again. i guess i could make some cookies. eat some pickles.

may or may not be a paid plant in wwe audiences.

has been known to toot a lot of pipes.

remembers how cool the golden crisp bear was.

rides a segway around the mall, directing traffic, writing citations, you know...paul blart stuff.

... nope

loved the new age way the coneheads slept.

that wasn't the one i wanted to post... this was.

still trying to make that bedsheet into a parachute. he's mastered the art of 'tuck and roll' landing and hasn't broken anything since '02

will neither confirm nor deny knowing the whereabouts of d.b. cooper.

these things please, and capture the imagination of turnips like ...well nevermind. and it's turnips like.....nevermind, that pass around and post this type of bullshit. adding to the further distraction about what's really important. and what's actually happening. finally AI can't do anything right now, WITHOUT A PROMPT. which means a PERSON (without watching yet another clickbait video) did this...not a ghost in the machine. so many critical things going on, and people have to appease and sooth dumb twats.

was the one that leaked it to mike johnson about the war on christmas.

if you weren't mixing coca cola and poprocks to see exactly WHAT mikey liked about it, then what were you even doing ?

started the very first 'tiffany fan club' in his county. he's the only member. but going strong since 1997.

carries kelbasa in his parachute pants, in case of a flash bbq.

recreates the boulder scene from 'indiana jones: RotLA, with a lifesize paper mache boulder he rolls down his driveway. the neihbors love him.

ryuk woke up and got comfy again. might as well be my pet.

funmeal

definately has files on everyone since stumbling onto [asmb].

built a rocket ship to get to that moon full of cheese. and by damnit, at 7, he was going places.

happy meal