discolé monade
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loves IKEA. has a garage full of still in box furniture to prove it.
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i did. it's fucking AWESOME! my mum stopped at 29, she was pushing it after the 10th anniversary of her 29th birthday.
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was sworn to secrecy, but knows that mr. hoonie will not admit that 'startrek' doesn't have a multi-verse, because stan lee had fun butt play with gene roddenbery's wife back in the summer of '69
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one time, he used to own a life size map of his town.
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good side of 40
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when masturbation's lost it's thrill.
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has been known to go into dressing rooms, close and lock the door, wait 8.2 minutes, and then yells "WHERE'S THE TOILET PAPER?"
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when replacing batteries, he'll just double check the 'deadness' of the battery, by licking both ends, before tossing them in a baggy, for the freezer.
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has cashed in on several of the boards antics. tmz loves this guy.
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again...should know, i don't mind visitors...but surveillance is a whole other ball game.
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has strived for 2 decades to master this bird call.
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thinks wendy o. williams and lemmy's collabe is something special. and fast eddy was a fool for leaving.
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is so tough, when he eats sunflower seeds...he spits the seed and eats the shell...tosses in a couple dashes of hot sauce into his open mouth, just because.
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purposely slams the ping pong in every opening serve. sometimes the ball makes it over the net.
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secretely KNOWS it should be spelled CATSUP
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directed traffic, in time's square, dressed as a matador.
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this is the guy that mixes plain m&m's and skittles in one bowl. monster
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has a talking bass mounted in every room.
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has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$. problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling "MY NECK AND MY BACK!!" no one.
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once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident.
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runs mt. dew through the coffee maker.
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likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act.
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rip my sweet kakame. 2022-2025
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know that's not a match. that's hopscotch.
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shut up scoob
