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joni mitchell's big yellow taxy/counting crows

will always compliment the chef at burger king.

if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs.

yeah...i dont' think 5 should be even joked about here. wasn't there an investigation before?

writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced.

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Since a January ceasefire collapsed on March 18, Israeli attacks have killed more than 1,600 Palestinians, many of them civilians, according to the Gaza health authorities, and hundreds of thousands have been displaced as Israel seized what it calls a buffer zone of Gaza's land.

i saw two lizards fighting. one (slightly larger and lighter in color)had the other in a jaw locked head grip. they toppled down the rail like those sticky things on windows, the one let go, but the other that was trapped in the death grip went back. so...of COURSE i got up to do commentary and ref. this title match. they got up the rail (vertical) and the darker green one (younger i think) had the lighter one in the jaw grip, but he couldn't hold in, topple down they came, but the older one did a suplex. i kid you not, a suplex and got a better, more deadly grip. finally they landed on the plank (i yell out LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THEY HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO THE MAT!!! it was the best 20 minutes i have had in a long time. it ended in a draw, and i stepped in, scaring each to a seperate corner of the secret garden.

didn't someone point out that he changes the title to be worse than the original. bloody hell this act is OOOOOOLLLLLLDDDDDDD

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is the real life inspiration for ralph malph

will only eat the odd numbers in alphabet soup.

took the term cock blocker and said...hmm...font blocker yeah...that'll pick up traction.

www HELL NAAAAH! you have gone TOO far. TOO far, i say. is really one of the funniest assholes here.

the things ^THIS guy did for ramen money. the girls in beijing would blush.

great movie.

pfh is a pretty rightous user. happy day of birth.

that's right. the basement doesn't want this shite. current events my arse.

learned minionese and knows that those guys are cussing in all the movies, all the time.

my parental unit would say this, and 'step by step, inch by inch' used to scare the ever loving fuck out of me as a kid.

which will ultimately make mixed marriages back to being illegal. XD never in my lifetime. i was a loving v. va. era baby. my parents had to move and keep things hush. small ceremony at my grandparents, and move to d.c. it was the 'safest' place mixed couples and their spawn were 'safest'.

“Ukraine will always act in accordance with its Constitution and we are absolutely sure that our partners - in particular the USA - will act in line with its strong decisions.”

taught steven segal how to karate

is currently working on some serious dr. moreau stuff happening with pig and komono dna...and it seems it might just splice.