discolé monade
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is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold.
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is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift.
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tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz.
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has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math
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how, hai are ya?
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sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river.
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has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room.
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will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11
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is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)
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knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.
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knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.
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knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.
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follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"
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backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land.
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also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
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every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!
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likes to film people attempting to parallel park.
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makes yukeleles. bio-degradeable yukeleles.
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has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work.
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Anyone remember their first razor?
discolé monade replied to molarbear's topic in General Discussion
i actually do. pink lady bic. i will say this. those harry's razors are really REALLY good. -
doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!
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pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom.
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learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair.
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is a taylor swift groupie. a 'swiftie' , if you would.
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owes colombia house $178.92
