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  1. discolé monade
    knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.
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    knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.
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    knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.
  4. discolé monade
    follows behind me, wearing a top hat, shouting "MERRY BIRTHYEAR!!"
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    backpacked through the english countryside, only to be attacked by a werewolf in a deserted plot of land.
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    that one will always stay with me. and you're thinking of....the guy with the mustache. been in every pixar movie ever made. piggy...roxenburger?
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    also likes to pretend he owns a jail cell in the middle of the atlantic ocean.
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    bar: norm! woody: how's it going mr peterson? norm: it's a dog eat dog world out there, and i'm wearing milk bone flavored underwear.
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    see ya norm.
  10. discolé monade
    every item he has, that requires a password, he uses supercalafragilisticexpialadoscious123!
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    *dons exquisite tin-foil fascinator* i absolutely agree with PB . rfk jr. announcing a war on chronic diseases. would long covid be considered a chronic disease?
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    he is ALWAYS touching women. and he CLEARLY will not take a hint. i cringed for her. such hypocrisy. and to pander to her "iT's NoT eAsY tO sPeAk iN pUbLic" --- yeah...that was the problem, there, 47.
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    likes to film people attempting to parallel park.
  14. discolé monade
    enters the room.
  15. discolé monade
    Netanyahu vows to ‘take control’ of Gaza as UK, France and Canada threaten action against Israel
  16. discolé monade
    makes yukeleles. bio-degradeable yukeleles.
  17. discolé monade
    has been taking notes this entire time for sick burns and quick comebacks at work.
  18. discolé monade
    i actually do. pink lady bic. i will say this. those harry's razors are really REALLY good.
  19. discolé monade
    doesn't care what ANYone says, he KNOWS he looks GOOOOOOD in them daisy dukes!
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    pays the ferris wheel guy to make it stop at the bottom.
  21. discolé monade
    learned about glory holes in a porta potty at the county fair.
  22. discolé monade
    is a taylor swift groupie. a 'swiftie' , if you would.
  23. discolé monade
    owes colombia house $178.92
  24. discolé monade
    Supreme Court blocks Trump from restarting Alien Enemies Act deportations oooooooohhh...i bet he's BIG mad! BIGLY!
  25. discolé monade
    has been removed from several shoney's for attempting to do the 'pull the tablecloth' trick.
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