discolé monade

not yet. i will pick it up. but i have an entire queue of about 5 games ahead. i know i hated the 5 when it came out, and still not a fan of the design, but the graphics. not terrible.

happy day of birth, master blaster, without the purpetual methane expolsion, this place would be shit. lol that's punny.

owns a harp. doesn't know how to play it. just thinks it looks neato in the window for the neighbors to see.

thought the term 'hussle and bussle' meant that you carried a bus pan and speed walked everywhere.

is the 5th straight regional champ of the 'air clairinet wars'

moonlights as court deputy, hoping for the chance to taze someone, as they yell 'DON'T TAZE ME BRO!!!!!'

purposely gets traffic tickets to fight in court, and when the judge asks to explain his side, our pal here, stands up purposely and with passion, and states, "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" slames 110$ on the clerks desk, and stroms out.

likes to sit on parole boards from time to time.

cosplays as ace frehley for monthly grocery store trips.

why would you direct him to that virtual signaling hack?

yes thank the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER, all hail PASTAFARIAN, about fucking time

LOL the song, tho'.

the one that needs a bitch slap. someone said that someone said something about needing a bitch slap. anyway, it's in that place i put that thing that one time.

uses sunscreen as pomade.

i found a nug on the floor. i was out.

answers every 'potential scam' call with, 'hello there potential scam caller, how can you scam today?'

<< i know you can't tell. but the letters are elongated. and i watched them adjust back to this current size. maybe it's just my vision? i noticed a fly on my leg, but it was moving like it was 'stop motion'.

goes one step beyond, in the cataloguing and documentation of bodily gases: freezes them in air tight baby food jars. time stamped/odor/consistency. and one other CRUCIAL piece of data; was that fart, in fact, honking for the right of way?

on a dare, she put a rather, rancid matress, [she found in an abandoned mine], on craiglist. unbelievably, someone answered the add.