discolé monade

i thought the woman in that pic looked like a very heavy and old rosanne barr

this is the guy that mixes plain m&m's and skittles in one bowl. monster

has a talking bass mounted in every room.

Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton arrested for DUI about 2 hours outside of Pittsburgh i wonder if she'll crowd source her attorney bills like she did her medical bills.

has tried repeatedly to fake a car accident for the $$. problem is, no one is behind him when he dramatically throws open the door, and rolls out the car yelling "MY NECK AND MY BACK!!" no one.

once again, playing coy, he is. he knows damn well, the firing was becuase of a closet incident.

runs mt. dew through the coffee maker.

likes to 'flashmob' people in line at walmart. he's a one man act.

as we waited for those in need to sign up for meals during the break in a small powdunk town that really should by unincorporated, we watched a cyber truck, pulling a recreational boat, i just stared and pointed and laughed, mid wanted to know wtf he was looking at, and a board member flipped them off, bashful, but a bird none the less.

rip my sweet kakame. 2022-2025

know that's not a match. that's hopscotch.

shut up scoob

is really into solo tug-of-war. it is something to behold.

is coordinating with the penguins of heard island in an all out aerial assualt to answer #47 tariff hikes. it's teaching them to fly the mig-25 foxbat. their little flipper wing arms can't grasp the shift.

tried out for road rules. almost got if, had it not been for that meddling miz.

has used a kazoo for varyijng reasons. you do the math

how, hai are ya?

sells jim ross' bbq sauce out of his van, down by the river.

has a poster of 'big worm' in his judas chair room.

will only accept chocolate chip cookies with an odd number of chips above 11

is the one that fooled mother nature. (iykyk)

^ yeah. we'll shall see.

knows damn well that is every pack of fruitstripe gum.

knows at least 436 tricks with doublemint gum and it's wrappers.

knows damn well, he perfected the pacterd toaster chop.