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wrong thread.

buys a can of mixed nuts, and picks out everything except the peanuts.

i ever tell you about how i learned to swim in the summer of '75?

i SAW that!!!! incredible. of course he was spit out immediately. but holy WOW!

forrest gumps long walk, was based on him getting lost in indiana.

took a piss on the hollywood sign.

i am SO fucking glad i wasn't the only one.....

i really thought this would have made it to twitter by now.

promoted a homemade porno on craig's list. found a box of old homemade porno at a pawn shop in vegas

just in case.... herbs to watch out for if pregnant Some herbs and essential oils are considered toxic to a fetus, including blue cohosh, mugwort, myrrh, and nutmeg. Other herbs, like chamomile and licorice, should be avoided during pregnancy. Herbs and essential oils that may be toxic to a fetus Blue cohosh: May cause uterine contractions and be toxic to the fetus Mugwort: Also known as Indian wormwood oil, this essential oil is slightly neurotoxic Myrrh: This essential oil is fetotoxic and anti-angiogenic Nutmeg: This essential oil is potentially carcinogenic and may reduce fertility Licorice: High levels of licorice during pregnancy have been linked to cognitive defects and attention problems in offspring Rosemary: High doses of rosemary may cause miscarriage Other herbs to avoid during pregnancy Arnica, Black seed, Feverfew, Salvia divinorum, Valerian, Chamomile tea, Passionflower tea, Kava kava, Lemon balm tea, and Linden tea. It's difficult to classify the safety of herbal medicines during pregnancy because there are different regional traditions and points of view. Additional information Pregnant women should avoid teas containing chamomile, licorice, peppermint, or raspberry leaf.

once posed for a sketch artist.....

got lost in the bermuda triangle. no...not the one out there in the atlantic, that new trendy hip store at the mall

***time out....shut up scoob. lmao....i snorted. actually scared the cat**** has carboard cutouts of the live action scooby doo movie. he like to LARP in his backyard.

is terrified of virginia woolfe.

insists that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

once was a confidential informant to the canadian mounties.

ok...OK HOLD THE FUCK UP!

like to piss me off, so he can sing 'blame it on the rain', by his all time favorite lip syncers.

loves to brag about how good his guitar riffs are. problem is, all the strings are G.

calls in sick to places he doesn't work.

The Path to American Authoritarianism

US inflation unexpectedly increases

ooooooh boy

what fucking time line are we on? fucking. hell.