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the first couple times i saw steel magnolias in my 20's. now...i kind of laugh, because in my old hag age, i know GOT DAMNT WELL, i am fucking 'weesa'. so, i can't take that movie seriously anymore.

oh...please watch. it's perfect for when you need a damn good cry, great cover.

the tell tale spleen. *chef's kiss

will NOT talk quietly and will NOT carry a big stick.

i wasn't great at trig either. i dropped it like a bad habit. didn't need any more math anyway, i was just trying to keep up with the jones's. if i had to go back and do it all again, i would have gone to the vocational high school and not the college prep.

kicked out of the zoo for flinging poo at the chimpanzees.

learned how to use one in 3rd grade. as it was an antiquated tool. as well as the abacus-i like that.

i do believe it was midway geometry calculators were finally allowed (10th) the next year would be alg. 2, and graphing calculators were needed. can i just say...fuck trig. right in it's sin cos asshole. but i digress. i think it's important to know HOW to get to an equation/answer up to pre-alg (6th grade), after that, i think it should be promoted to try to calculate as much as possible in the ole noggin'. may not need alg and up IRL...but being able to formulate, calculate, et al, other 'problems'...i think go hand in hand. also, full disclaimer ; hai : ]

likes to walk around the boardwalk, and slap anyone eating a pretzel with no yellow mustard.

OMG how could i forget??? sophie's choice.

once worked at a denny's [the swing shift], got into with a waitress when she delivered the strangest order: slap the flatop you snappy egg. they argued for a solid 20 minutes, i lauged all the way out the door.

hosts underground grocery cart races, where the men are men, but drive grocery carts...

'amistad' - right off the rip, when the mama can not let this be for her and her infant, so she jumps in the storming atlantic ocean. the visual of underbelly of the slave ship. tears for days. 'orca' - again...right from jump. the mama orca is caught and they gut her and a calf comes out, which is what papa sees and hunts the murdering human. 'mama' -the end scene when the youngest runs to mama, in reality it's over the cliff...but it's ok, because now mama and baby are together.

jfc i meant...the BA JFC. lmaoooo aaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnddddd.

i miss this. i miss us.

you will not regret. one of those movies that hit every time.

bought a bunch of fresh veggies from the local farmer squash, zucchini, peppers, cucumbers and tomatoes. so, today i'm making roasted SZT with strips of P, cut some fresh herbs and soaked them in olive oil, then put that over the veggies, salt/pepper, and grated parm. on a bed of garlic parm linguini. and some garlic toast.

Leaves, often left as low-value waste after flowers and seeds are harvested, could become raw material for larvicides. such a magical plant. just like hemp concrete, hemp bricks, hemp plastic, hemp fibers....

likes to go to the food court from time to time to announce that he took the biggest shit from eating at (he inserts a new place each time), that...well.. it was so big that when it dropped, his credit score actually dropped.

DEMANDS that the burger wrapping have cheese melted to it, so that he may get to the table, gleefully open the burger, start giggling with glee to see ...[this is where he takes a deep breath, and as loud as he can...] CHEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSEEEEEE PAPPPPPPPPEEEEERRRRRRRR YEEEESSSSSSS!!!!! he's been banned from 32 fast food chains in 3 states.

I KNEW IT!!! damn...every single time. just can't help but put his st00pid out there in font. acccttttccchhhhuuuullllly......tEnSioNs aRe hIgH....... says the guy that protests the war on cigarette smoke not having a smell.

at the end of 'one flew over the cuckoo's nest' -- chief sees mcmurphy come back from the electric shock...but this time, mcmurphy isn't jumping up. that night, chief goes to mcmurphy and knows this isn't what mcmurphy would have wanted, so chief 'frees' his friend the only way he knows. then, he takes his mighty strength, pulls out the sink, and breaks through window/wall. and runs back to the safety of his people, chief is as free as mcmurphy told him he would be. every. single. time.

knows how to cut you to the bone. with words. and font.

dressed up one halloween as a 'cat o'nine tails' - he just KNEW the marquis de sade had NOTHING on him.... until he won best animal costume for 'my friend the octopus'.

like, how you go somewhere, and it's someplace, and even though its something, like, whereever you...like go, there you are, you know.