discolé monade
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is SUCH A FONT BLOCKER!
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is currently translating zombie go-go dancers from beyond the grave into 4 languages. unfortunately he hasn't upgraded to super duo yet...it's taking a bit longer than anticipated.
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decided that only HE could jockey the 'wild card' horse - mr. hoonie - odds are 20:1
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is the onlly known horse detective IN the country.
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is jake from state farm.
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has a few nods from both 'killer b' for best screenplay, and 'golden raspberry' for worst extras in a movie.
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She wouldn’t say “Ha ha” on your dick
discolé monade replied to [classic swim]'s topic in General Discussion
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claims to be in the percussion section, the anchor on the cheer squad AND driving one of the lowriders.
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no sharpie is TOO good for his dry erase board!
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will ALWAYS point out that jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron. he's been banned from red lobster.
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went to his high school reunion and told everybody his grandpa created the sticky notes stick formula. a movie was later made about this, but completely recasted.
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lasagna, salad, bread.
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has been paid to stomp on dougnuts, outside of stater bros. grocery stores.
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is not in webster's 'all in one' dictionary & thesaurus: 2nd edition. p.2013 and i'm sort of confused.
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has a shrine to executioner smurf.
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should really explain wtf a choofus is...but now my dog will be rufus, the choofus. lmao. that's funny.
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knows exactly how to procure a bone in fish sammich and some bootleg dvd's
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might be the one that farted in the elevator.
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knows what jokey smurf did last summer.
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joni mitchell's big yellow taxy/counting crows
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will always compliment the chef at burger king.
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if he knew the price of oxtails.....he'd still type about feeding oxtails to dogs.
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yeah...i dont' think 5 should be even joked about here. wasn't there an investigation before?
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writes fanfic about godzilla and mothra. somehow that dna spliced.
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