discolé monade

has been removed from several shoney's for attempting to do the 'pull the tablecloth' trick.

has tried out several times for 'lego masters', unfortunately, he keeps getting denied, as, per the letter of denial: 'on LEGO masters, LEGO brand LEGO's are being used. DUPLO is not the brick of choice for this event. thank you for your 7th inquiry'.

was the one that brought back the 'card girl' for the ring. he wore a lovely chiffon number with blue sequence.

attempted to cut a weed supply with black market potatoes. an actual success, since burning it made it smell like pototo chips.

gets paid by carrot top to compliment his new look.

knows what peanut does behind closed door with mr. hoonie.

made another ham, trying an idea. i used inglehoffer instead of plain yellow, between teh fat and meat, with bits of pineapple. on a bed of pineapples, with an outer rub of brown sugar and honey. cold slaw? cole slaw? out of the garden cabbage. yum. i had no carrots though. shame. seared brussels sprouts in a balsamic and honey reduction. and twiced baked po'tay'toe

loves the way her pee smells afteer an asparagus binge.

'served it's purpose' and probably the premise for a story, next season.

as he tells it, once he reached the summit to find the lone tibetan monk, the wise old man looked at him and said 'who the hell are you? did you bring the newspaper at least?'

was akzzually the one that told beyonce to bulldoz into the country music scene.

showed mr. hoonie how to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich, just like in that movie 'benny and june'

LOL carries a gemstone talisman of a mini mr. hoonie. if you look closely, you'll see it's been rubbed down to a perfect skipping stone.

i bet that was an extremely interesting class.

found out the mr. hoonie has a PhD in english lit.

chinese take out. s/s chicken/ PF rice no egg. spring roll.

has forwarded said list to mr hoonie,

whoo hooo hooooo. look at the one with the fancy words, and such.

and is now realizing that classic spared his feelings, as he in fact LOVES miracle whip....now. but don't tell ANYONE

didn't have the heart to tell TAO that it was miracle whip.

knows a HUGE secret about KFC, and it WAS the colonel in the library with a candlelabara

knows who dr pepper is, and has made the bold claim " not as cheerful as one would expect."

is SUCH A FONT BLOCKER!

is currently translating zombie go-go dancers from beyond the grave into 4 languages. unfortunately he hasn't upgraded to super duo yet...it's taking a bit longer than anticipated.