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katt_goddess

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  1. That would be me and I've heard nothing of the sort. Even Dale Gribble got tired of Dale Gribble radio.
  2. If 70% of your followers are bots, you can't possibly think you are going to get a lot of anything other than the same thing plagiarized over and over again. That's not content or 'impression', that's just hubbb sans the whimsey. I think I'm up to 5 followers now and only one of them is a bot. They keep claiming to travel to all these exotic places but they must teleport. Harmless vacation pic bot. The crypto-bot died in a single day and doesn't count.
  3. The spots show up under a blacklight. Okay, now I'm going to go throw up.
  4. Faux Noise is literally a windmill peddler. They are constantly screaming at imaginary windmills and want you to scream at them too.
  5. I outright call it a bathrobe and I'm not backing down. It looks like cheap wool and shiba-ass fur.
  6. You buy at shitty stores then. The only place I've seen eggs $6/12 is at the natural food store for the free-range organic large brown. I got a quart of goat milk for about $4 because they were out of the gallons. Further, the high cost of eggs is not a freight cost issue, it's an avian flu issue. The prices are actually going down because there are now new flocks that have reached egg-laying maturity once again. I know all about what is and isn't an oil thing. I work in retail and deal with the fluctuation of prices all the time and am constantly having to remind people that the prices of x went up because of the prices of oil. Land leases and drilling permits - they have them, they aren't using them. You probably believe them when they say they are going to be capturing the natural gas for power too. They aren't. They are flaring. I'm bored and he's been so kind as to present his ass by pretending he knows what the average person needs while still spouting that AM Radio crap.
  7. Wrong. The oil companies aren't even using all the leases they have access to. They don't wanna because they can hold things hostage to get more incentives. And the whole 'no new drilling' thing that was echoed over and over again by flat-skulls on AM radio had nothing to do with any already existing leases. But they acted like it did to get idiots like you to parrot the lie. The oil companies want prices to be outrageous for the average person because all they see is their billions in profit. Freight costs in and of themselves are spread out through all the things shipped so don't act like you paid the entire cost of a gallon of gas for a single tin of cat food. North Dakota is unfortunately an oil state. You will not win this argument.
  8. Flipping through the news this morning, caught the footage of the newborn being rushed from a pile of absolute rubble. The mother gave birth when everything collapsed on her, newborn survived but she didn't.
  9. The high costs of everything [ aka inflation ] are a direct result of rich people/corporations wanting every last penny for profit and not caring who gets screwed. Car companies are currently putting out, not small affordable vehicles, but great big gas-guzzling shits they can charge the absolute most for. Oil companies deliberately pull back their production in order to demand 'incentives' to produce - like paying even less in taxes and being allowed to use public landfills for their radioactive bullshit - and yet they made billions in profit last year. The insurance companies would get reined in if the costs of things could be reined in but they don't wanna. And all these rich monsters have money to spend on politicians to ensure they don't get their asses handed to them through things like anti-price gouging legislation. 20 to life if they defend the wrong client.
  10. The person who washes the cars should at least be able to own a car of their own. Instead, the ones washing the cars ride the bus and get drunk on their breaks because washing cars sucks. Dude, you never did both at any point in your life and you know it. Further, you've just moved the goalpost from 'only teenagers' work McD's for the experience points to 'college-aged' working McD's during the day and going to night classes. And when do they sleep, numbnuts? When do they study or write papers? I've done the day and night job thing - you burn out in a month and your system crashes hard.
  11. RIP Frodo Bird. You weren't being extra playful and cuddly, you were saying good-bye.
  12. I do think I still have a few of those still floating around but they'd either have to get mailed to buddy to then mail out to whoever or I would have to have permission to use buddy's address as the return address to mail anything out from here so it would return to proper sender and not to me. I don't share my address easily. I think I'm completely out of 'Hot Dolphins' though and anything on the drawing table for this year doesn't see the light of day until Labor Day weekend.
  13. When we use balloons for spy flyovers please do. Because it means someone is trolling. I suggest using one of those ugly inflat-a-Trumps.
  14. Anyone heard from our board's famous balloon buddy? I don't think he can survive a pop of that magnitude without sever blood loss. O.O
  15. General, solid roads in areas that wouldn't normally have roads, satellite dishes or other obvious indicators of underground bunkers that need access to something other than shortwave radio to transmit or receive data and if there's more than a single such area in the middle of nowhere since we have a single known missile silo in there. They don't need to scoot over ND because Pence was nice enough to post actual photos of one of our underground military set-ups on frickin' social media for MAGAt points.
  16. Until there's conclusive proof that 100% of our current population of politicians are in fact higher order mammals, don't jinx it. >.< The Annoying Orange and his extended swarm may in fact be 70% banana for all we really know.
  17. The entire state of Montana is kicking itself right now. You don't get tourist dollars if you are known for having armed hillbillies in the hills but aliens? So much tourist money with a slightly less chance of anal injury.
  18. Spit balling here, maybe 'Private but open' thing means people can't even see it exists unless they are logged into the boards but once logged in, it exists even if they can't join unless they are asked. I'm logged in 24/7 here under both devices so I see all the things all the time whether I'm invited to the party or not.
  19. Ripped a chest muscle moving a table yesterday. Boobs need to be detachable because these bastards aren't helping anything.
  20. Whatever he came for, he may have got and now he's going to run before he can get pinched or lynched.
  21. Books. I have lots of books. I have my own frickin' library. T-shirts. There really wasn't such a thing as 'graphic tees' when I was really little and when there were, I was told such things were pointless. So now I pretty much only have shirts with weird shit on them. I was wearing a 'Stark Industries' one earlier today, yesterday was the Goonies and last week I wore one with a cat butt on it that said 'Neuter is Cuter'. Foreign coins. I work with money daily so the opportunity comes up every so often to buy a weird or old coin that someone accidentally spent. Mostly kiwis. I think the oldest is currently an 1890 penny. Nerd shit. I've got a small army of Sailor Moon things currently being flanked by [ adult swim ] randoms [ mostly Venture Brothers ] with Jujitsu Keisen and MHA creeping up the sides. That's just at a quick glance from the keyboard. Cat stuff. Both themed and toys because Bitchcakes is spoiled. Also her whiskers which I use as paintbrushes. Also cat hair but that's not on purpose.
  22. Along with what atomicinumatt said, I'll also add that some teenagers are just plain stupid as hell. To make my own clarification, I'm not saying that people look to get creeped on or endure any of the evils that society's creeps are capable of and that they deserve it. I am saying I'm old and everyone younger than me is stupid. Okay, partially that and partially that there are young kids who will believe any shit someone tells them if they say it with confidence. That Roiland could use the whole R&M thing as part of his bait in recent years was him using the most recently recognizable thing as bait, nothing more. If he wasn't the co-creator, there's still a high probability that something like this would have still happened, we just wouldn't be talking about it because it would just be on a crime blotter in CA along with lists of public intoxication and indecent exposures of other unknown morons.
  23. Sugar in spaghetti is a nope. There's enough for me in the sauce itself, I don't want sugar-noodles. I wouldn't touch grits with a 10 foot pole but my great-grandparents ate grits and they only put butter on them. I would put sour cream in chili. Not going to lie, I can almost taste that right now and it works for me. It's almost like tacos. I hate cranberry sauce with the passion of the 1000 suns. I was the only one that could walk the swamp so I was the one that had to go frickin' berry picking.
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