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katt_goddess

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  1. There is always going to be someone who will intentionally vote for the worst things purely to watch shit happen in real time. It's their idea of making a difference by voting for the known dumpster fire and then watching the flames take on a life of their own while patting themselves on the back saying 'I did this!'
  2. Don't worry about boredom. We still have the Georgia investigation, the stolen documents at Mar-a-Lago thing that just keeps on giving, and that civil lawsuit in NY over the Trump Organization lying about its assets in order to screw over lenders and insurers. The clock stops in NY if the criminal leaves the state to live elsewhere. He left to live in DC/FL in 2016 and did his official tantrum move to Florida as his permanent residency in 2019. Basically he is being held to account by the same rules set into place to catch predator priests.
  3. Drumpf is not a Presidential Candidate with all the bells and whistles of that title. He is literally a nominee in a contest that hasn't even happened yet. He thinks getting back into office will be another get out of jail free card.
  4. Since your our logistics expert for the NY area, exactly how close is the corner of Fuck Around St. and Found Out Ave. to the courthouse?
  5. If they are fine with lawmakers hanging out with white supremists and insurrectionist trash without any sort of punishment, they should shut their asses about someone standing with gun control advocates.
  6. Ohhhh. The ultimate test of whether that stuff actually works or if everyone in that commercial had Covid...
  7. I'd still be here. I get bored easily and don't like going outside. But the downside could potentially be Pat asking me 'Where's mah money?' while warming up his pimp hand.
  8. Great in theory but I doubt they can change the smell of full diapers & pore-deep spray tan.
  9. Its a General now with this being Rants for Recent Angry things.
  10. His constant self-myth is that he really doesn't 'need' your money because he's totally already super wealthy but just think about all the things he could do with YOUR money along with his money! And then he super spends all the money he gets from idiots on his bills, personal lawyers, and escorts. I think there should be a shadow campaign where it starts to be pointed out that you can afford your guns and beers or you can send all your money to a con artist 'billionaire' who might refer to you in a general way as 'special' while eating Big Macs.
  11. Well, I'm glad I really didn't seem to miss anything when I went into hibernation during whatever that boom-thing commercial was. I was worried that something epic really would have been scheduled after all the weird little halflings were shown [ and 'Fireant' ] but couldn't keep my eyes open one second longer.
  12. *the theme to 'Jaws' starts playing on repeat in the background...
  13. But you just don't understand! He's a super genius! He's playing 4D Go Fish! His mom likes him!
  14. Right now, Drumpf has two options that you know he is weighing heavily in-between angry-binging burgers - stick around and attempt to empty as many MAGAt wallets as he possibly can while risking much worse charges going through/getting dragged to jail or grab whatever money he has holed away already and run to someplace like Saudi Arabia 'to supervise on his latest golf course' [ aka no extradition ]. Real-life Striperella apparently. Would you like to elaborate on who the known liar is and what they lied about?
  15. 2 hours of 'Welcome to this Horse's Anus' on loop.
  16. Seriously, if Disney can magically appear within half an hour of someone mentioning a showing of 'The Lion King' in a school auditorium looking for a cut of any profits from the bake sale, you'd think someone would have stopped long ago and said the equivalent of 'It's too quiet...'.
  17. They gave him a Fischer Price phone for the serious tweets & keep telling him the 'MOO' sound when he pushes the cow button means the tweet was sent.
  18. I guess one of the alt-right's favorite shits should have cried about the disintegration of Twitter for everyone instead of laughing about it. Now he has to pay twice for everything and he still managed to get banned. Sucks to be him.
  19. In like a Lion, out like a little bitch.
  20. Serious answer - it's allergy season and he needed to Flonase the cherry blossom sperms away. More fun answer [ that doesn't use the word 'sperm' in it ] - the one working brain cell he has left tried to make a break for it so he had to second-knuckle that bitch back into place.
  21. Damn it, I thought organizations would be free since... they are organizations. The ones most likely to use it would be charities and other not-shit things. There goes my plan to game the system for an organization check.
  22. Most of the bots are part of his personal follower swarm so of course he's going to figure out a way to let as many of those things live. I think one of my followers is a bot but it's a vacation photos in Europe type of bot that otherwise hasn't done anything stupid-stupid.
  23. Because it cost like $3 while we are all taking pot shots at cheap vs stupidly expensive chocolates. I'm usually on the side of the cheap Hershey's ones myself if I do have any chocolates around here. Chocolove doesn't fall under the 'snack category' but that's what its going to be because it 'expires' this month.
  24. *nibbles away at a $3 bullshit bar from Chocolove while reading this thread...
  25. Oh trust me, my reply went through a few revisions before I hit 'post' just because of that. -.-; The line between attempting to lighten the mood and being a complete and total dickhead is really thin sometimes.
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