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My cat could honestly do a better job and she just shit in a box of sands.

Locking down is a safety measure since they can go after small things that look like food and run away. Won't lie about that. They are small but pure muscle and can knock someone over easily if they want to. My experience was she was treated like all the other cats, never caged, and never abused so that she never ended up needing to react in an aggressive manner towards those things that might be considered food or a threat. I still miss her. Negative side of the friendly cougar coin - while helping out at an animal sanctuary [ mostly wolves which I would pet even though supposedly they were wild ] back in the 90's, their newest addition was a cougar that someone had decided they wanted to have as a pet. Unfortunately, those assholes were able to find a vet somewhere that was more than willing to declaw -and- de-canine the little thing to make it more 'house friendly'. She could never be released in the wild and even re-housing in a wild cat sanctuary with other cougars was unlikely because she couldn't defend herself. All she wanted was to have her ears scritched while chirping. Found a couple of the pics from that time as proof. Feeding time in the wolf pack. And yes, I was that close to them. Poor cougar. It's hard to see but her paws and mouth are 'floppy' from the removal of her claws and fangs.

I had a pet cougar growing up. Very gentle, hung out with cats, dogs, horses. She went into the wild permanently around 2 years old, started a family and to this day there are still sightings of cougar in the area but no attacks on people or pets. So I can understand why they are sad about this. It was a member of the community.

Translation, baby is butt hurt. Also, autocorrect wanted to turn 'butt hurt' into 'buttery males' and I want to blame someone for that.

HUNTER BIDEN's LAPTOP WAS DICK PICS. When your idea of free speech is being able to be a complete and total racist / bigot / homophobe / rape apologist / insurrectionist / shit bag loser while shouting down anyone that dares to point any of that crap out to you, then yes, you need to learn the hard way that free speech isn't free - your ass needs to be able to cash the check your big mouth / twitter thumbs is writing. If you are told something is not acceptable in a particular setting and you comply with that request, you've cashed the check whether you agree or not. If your ass keeps doing the same thing over and over again, you are a bankrupt dipshit that should get punted. Dumbass spent 44 BILLION to turn Twitter into something that already exists and could have been bought for 6 Big Macs and a Diet Coke. He's banning people for calling him out on his stupid shit while basically rewarding those who had already proved themselves to be bankrupt dipshits. He's fired everyone that would have been a buffer between his moods and the rest of the site, he fired the people responsible for dealing with potential child porn issues, he doesn't know a damn thing about communication systems, and he's decided to stop paying the bills for the company he had to have. The only reason you like him is he's a slightly younger drumpf with the added bonus of having his stepsister also be his stepmom.

The only good thing about those is that 'Garbage Pail Kids' started trending for the first time in forever.

Each one of those will be photoshopped with dicks in the hands in less than 24 hours [ if it hasn't already happened ]

Considering their official version of McD's is literally called 'Tasty & That's It', I would guess that Holiday Inn translates to 'Clean Bed & Clean Food'.

It's what she calls the bug spray she uses on her crotch.

I love the name though. Tasty & that's it.

I said it before and I'll say it again. It's four Carens and a Poodle in a Jackass suit.

Dick on a Breadstick. I will ruin you, Olive Garden!

HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP.

At least once a week for the last few years. 😂😂😂 They used to send stickers. Cheap basterds don't send Jack now.

If you knew what that tail did, you'd cheer kitty on.

Spank you one, spank you all! I had the free Mexican food, the free coffee from Caribou, and the free intestinal rupturing from the free Mexican food and free coffee. I got to enjoy a show this morning of someone chasing someone else down with their car [ I think he got away...it wasn't in the news at least ] as well as having a very slight vasovagal syncope at work because it's been a while. Waiting patiently for some Toonami before another nap. I also got this in the mail today. And it's signed, naturally. :)

This is how the robots take over. Bender-babies.

Yep, Cosby has an official real doctorate in education that probably can never be revoked. He's got a ton of honorary doctorates from various universities that could be revoked but considering both his age and his being mostly out of the public eye at this point, even if any of them were to be revoked, it probably wouldn't register with anyone - he'd still be entitled to the 'Doctor' title.

Someone should make a Wine Tours list of all the boutique experiences she HASN'T gone on yet and use that as a countdown to when she'll leave office since it seems like she's been more into boutique experiences than actual government work.

The last time a dick got this much attention, it was Vipers.

Fun Fact time! My office line has an unlisted line that occasionally rings through because someone somewhere mis-dialed a real number and got me. And since it's not a 'real' line, I would play with it sometimes. By saying 'Hello' in a Mac voice. Over and over and over and over again with just enough of a pause for them to think they might have reached someone only to have that 'Hello' in the same monotone repeat. I once had some idiot pounding their phone buttons and yelling 'REPRESENTATIVE!' for about 5 minutes because they refused to believe that they had either dialed the wrong number or that the 'friend' had deliberately given them a wrong number that led to a dead line. It hasn't happened for a while now. I think word got out.

Considering the degeneration of his ability to read and comprehend, he probably thought it was rigging erections. Which...would be a fair take on that then. Gross and sad but fair.

I like a good belch but don't care for the aftertaste of burnt cherry of which there was plenty. I'm waiting for the inevitable counter-dick pics from Dumpy Methhead Jr. You know he's just twitching in a corner somewhere because the most famous dick pics [ of this month anyway ] are courtesy of "HUNTER BIDEN'S LAPTOP" .

Russia got this Dirty Harry porn star wannabe with his decade-dead arms info. GUN CONTROL

When your idea of acceptable discourse is to promote hatred, violence, conspiracy theories that include but aren't limited to taking intestine-shredding dewormer for covid, everyone is a pedophile [ except for the ones in the news that actually are pedophiles ] and any election your guy doesn't win is immediately stolen requiring armed jackasses to storm the capital and build a gallows, then you can't possibly cry about your crap being punted from a service. If you actively shit yourself on a daily basis, you can't complain when no one lets you sit in the room with them. Hunter Biden's precious laptop was DICK PICS. Feel free to suck thoroughly on that revelation. It's this generation's 'Al Capone's Vault' and it's all on you and yours.