katt_goddess

To be fair, about 99% of those responses included some variation of 'Your Mom' because the very smart DOUCHE people used an open account for all the 'government' employees to reply to. Along with literally everyone else on this planet with access to the internet. 5 Things I Did This Week 1. Classified 2. Classified 3. Classified 4. There is no Four because it's Classified 5. Your mom

It's horrifyingly easy actually. They'll just make the poor kids do all the labor and the parents will probably roll over and let it happen because one of the many many other things they want to do is get rid of the federal minimum wage because 'it's bad for businesses' [ aka owners having to actually pay anywhere near a living wage to the people who make all their money for them means the owners get less money all for themselves ]. No federal minimum means less in wages, education being left entirely to the states means any red state could just make actual education too expensive = send the kids to the mines to help the family. Rich families won't have to worry about it because their kids will be attending very important but too expensive for anyone else school.

"Say I'm pretty and I'll give you $100!'

Keep an eye on grandma...

Considering that they have been trying to deport Native Americans, I would say anyone that doesn't look white enough will become a target should things continue at this speed.

Save on explosives. Grave Digger takes the dirt ramp! Lands on a WankPanzer! *BOOM - Grave Digger hits the roof of whatever indoor auditorium they are trashing/crowd goes wild

I saw that and my first thought was fine, if that's your argument - that only liars, thieves and fraudsters will complain if their money disappears - then we should freeze all your accounts for at least a month...or two...or more and see if you scream. Seniors getting those checks aren't enjoying a $3M golf vacation every weekend, they are paying bills on a very fixed income. What does anyone expect from the Party of Pedophiles?

The 'set fire to the shitmobiles' has officially hit near me. Should I disappear know that I didn't go willingly, I likely took out a few people in the process [ self-defense, it's a thing ], and I'd probably do that again but I wasn't the one[ s ] that are doing it. I've just been flipping them off knowing full well they have cameras.

Odin is gonna git it.

Isn't influencing, intimidating and trying to stop the President's policies EXACTLY the game as usual for trumplicans whenever there's a democrat in the office? Ending with an actual storming of the Capital, a bunch of hillbilly cultists going to jail and then being blanket pardoned only for some of them to immediately start shit again? If you want to rewrite the rules, fine, but we're going to make them retroactive, label your asses domestic terrorists and use your asses as examples.

I still flip them off. Although I may or may not slap a magnetized bumpersticker on one. Turns out that yes, those flaming dumpsters are magnetic. But magnets corrode the ever loving crap out of them. How shitty does your car have to be to turn into an acid painting if a magnet lands on it for any length of time?

Close. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Faux Noise and told people to totally buy stock in Tesla because it'll never be this low again! Because that's totally not a violation of ethics or anything.

Quick, buy stock in Gorilla Glue! And then sell it as soon as the WankPanzers are released back into the wilds.

Dark_Cloud_Overhead covered most of it. The other parts have to do with the office of president has the right to terminate someone in certain departments but they are supposed to be required to give a full and justifiable reason for doing so to Congress with a 30 day period of review during which, I assume, that individual is either still allowed to work or is out on paid leave. With some of these people, they were all but chased out of their offices at gunpoint and barely allowed to collect their own personal things.

Other countries are being told to not travel to the US or to do so at their own risk as there have been numerous incidents where foreign visitors - legally here - have been grabbed by ICE and hauled away. No reason given. We are the country on the watchlist now. Wonder how much he'll claim Biden did it when this summer's tourist money doesn't happen.

WankPanzer might be my new favorite word-of-the-moment.

Fun fact - he cancelled his book tour because people online were saying bad things about him and planning to say bad things to him at his tour stops.

I thought it was the 'Gulf of America"? That's not international waters! It says America right in the title! There are videos of his great winning streak currently circulating. They are as awful as you think they are. My kitten does a better job.

Dude, for the record I probably would too. Just because I should know better doesn't always mean I do better. I once made something with freezer butter that turned out had expired 4 years ago. Do not recommend.

Venture Brothers. Henchman 24 died when his Nissan Stanza blew up.

We were supposed to get up to 7 inches of snow after a night of rain that turned to ice. I could hear ice pellets smacking the window at 6a yesterday but when I finally got up, it wasn't snowing and really didn't deliver jack crack all day. It's just been super cold and windy all weekend. I feel gipted.

If you die in a tornado tonight, you'll still be expected at work on Monday.

Getting blown up trapped in a powder blue Nissan Stanza. Why he buckled up in a parked car no one will ever know.

No, the real lesson learned would have been if you had decided to say screw it and ate it anyway. You'd be posting from the porcelain perch then.

Sounds like it went from being a happy fatty food to a weight loss drug in 24 hours.