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katt_goddess

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  1. Meh, I either get a Crud or break a bone. At least I got another week off from work for being a walking contagion.
  2. They follow a loser who is currently on record as wanting the entire Constitution of the US torn up and set on fire because it hurts his fee-fees. Plus, if they think Princess Tinyhands and his merry band of morons will ban abortion completely at the federal level, they are indeed stupid enough to forget they were all about them state's rights before.
  3. They were requiring proof of vaccination at the convention in 2021 in order to get a badge since both the omicron version and monkey pox were running high in Atlanta at the time. Still caught covid but at least they tried.
  4. That pic would be slightly funnier if the white smoke had been placed much closer to the logo's upraised hand.
  5. There's also a slightly darker reason. Dumpy has been telling his smackolytes to not vote since he has enough votes already but that they are supposed to watch the polling places. While this is his dumb ass setting things up for chaos at the polls next year, idiots are likely already deciding to not bother voting in the smaller run ups since they figure anything that don't like will be 'fixed' once the grand Fehrer is back on the throne.
  6. He heard that George Santos was planning on running in Virginia as a Super Virginian and decided that's all folks. Hope the door splits his cheeks sideways on the way out.
  7. This whole thread is starting to smell like feti.
  8. I couldn't find a pic of the plain Sage version, which is my favorite. But Stove Top Stuffing is a snack. I make a packet for Thanksgiving to serve along side the duck and end up snacking on that damned bowl of soggy hot bread crumbs like a park duck the rest of the day.
  9. Weird Al was skipped again. Fart them.
  10. Except apparently that money is still tied up and unreleased per an agreement with Qatar that was still in place during and after 10.7. Iran has none of that money and Pollak skipped over the use of the word 'speculated' in that quoted piece in order to act like he has bombshell news to share. So nice to see Noah Pollak is still running around after his blog-job for the Weekly Standard went tits up with its cancellation.
  11. https://voca.ro/1aMqN163RJMz
  12. Hank and Dean are the grandkids of Force Majeure on one side and Jonas Venture on the other - two mortal enemies during the golden age of costumed villainy and super science adventures.
  13. Yep, the original Hank and Dean had genetic contributions from two entirely separate people - Debbie and Rusty. Hank got his blonde hair and impulse control issues from his 'mom' genetics while Dean got his darker hair and cautiousness from his 'dad' genetics. They were never pure Rusty clones at all. Rusty likely got her ovaries which would mean he'd only have so many eggs to use for this experiment [ so she wouldn't have to worry about a ton of her genetics running around ]. He got two viable fraternal twins and then pulled cloning material from them at some point when something happened to the originals so he wouldn't lose his kids again.
  14. My new perfume for work during the hell-iday shopping season...
  15. Close. It's more like the time I saved the last nog of the season to use as the first drink for my stint as a host of the Traveling Shotglass, didn't check to see the expiration date [ because it wasn't that old... ] and ended up with a glass of ass because nog is already thicc. >.< I either drink it immediately until it's gone completely in a single go and get ill or try to keep from drinking it immediately until it becomes Nog Roulette.
  16. He's already working on a way to convert toilet paper squares with stickfigures drawn on them into a form of prison currency to keep from getting his butt taken for a walk.
  17. I had my first HoHoHo Mint Mocha from Caribou today. It was delicious and hails the end of Pumpkin Bitch season. Otherwise I'll have one quart of nog at some point this year because I love nog but can't be trusted with it.
  18. It's not so much his adoration of the Annoying Orange and all that he wobbles for, it's also his own personal feelings of being more powerful than everyone else by constantly being the single asshole that's been blocking all the things. Everytime he pulls this crap, it makes the news and I swear he has it in a contract somewhere that the only way you are allowed to report on anything he is responsible for you have to mention how he once coached FOOTBALL. He's rapidly turning into that one drunk dude at the bar that still delivers pizza in his 40's but gotdamn he was a football hero once so show some respect. I sometimes think that he'd have an absolutely inexcusable public meltdown if his coach title wasn't brought up with every news story and would triple dog dare all the media outlets to try that for a while - he's now just the idiot from Alabama and all his previous experiences are being a colossal douchecanoe as a Rep.
  19. Pretty sure the frame of my Huffy is also impenetrable to arrows. I kinda wanna see Bladerunner on a Huffy now.
  20. Dude, if there isn't stained glass lighting and a sea of chilled kale fresher than the pepperonis supporting some sort of weird not-kale wilty salads, it's not the True Hut.
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