katt_goddess

If they were capable of learning from their mistakes, they wouldn't keep doing them until the mistakes turn into felonies. They would have drummed out the dumb in the party the second the dumb started peeing on the walls and scooting their ass across the carpet even if it meant being the minority again because they'd be able to market that willingness to no longer tolerate extremist behaviors to the voters.

In my defense, I was the one that would have to go out into the great ick to berry pick on those years where it was decided we'd have real cranberries and not the jiggle-can berries. I was the only one that was able to walk across branches in the marshes without breaking them and falling in. All the spider webs. >.< And everyone was forced to eat them, it wasn't optional. Cranberries and sweet potatoes were the lutefisk of my childhood Thanksgivings.

Cranberries. Absolutely disgusting no matter how they show up. They are only good for one thing - a patio full of drunk birds because they'll eat those dang things and cranberries ferment without falling off the branch. Sweet potatoes can go rot too. Gross.

Silly rabbit, I think the idea is that you gain a soul from eating babies.

Well, it rated 3 sad crying faces on 'X' so I'd say something between Viper's crooked stick and one of those glow-in-the-dark earthworms found only in the deepest trenches of the ocean where the sun doesn't shine.

Didn't say they'd last long, just that they'd find something else to f up to make up for this one.

Doesn't matter since it wasn't his anyway.

Need to define what baby you mean. There are all sorts of babies out there. You could mean a baby blobfish for all we know.

McCarthy - compromises with Dems to get something done. magats - boot his ass! traitor to the great orange cause! Johnson - compromises with Dems to get something done. magats - he's new! we'll let him run around some more! there's bound to be something we can fuck up later to make up for this!

She'll claim it totally wasn't her, she left 5 minutes before it all started and that's when her doppelganger showed up.

The same people who lost their minds over mask mandates as being governmental overreach taking away the individual's right to make their own medical decisions should not be allowed to push laws that do absolutely exactly that. One is a 10-minute inconvenience during a trip to Wallyworld for snacks. The other is a life-altering/life-endangering event whether you consented or not. These are not the same.

Compromised nothing. I embrace my watching of Chinese cartoons, being weird and causing people to run if they see me smile.

It says that the ones most likely to be asked/have time to answer any sort of surveys are older lumps that are so absolutely entrenched in the 'Vote Republican because they are totally the same Republicans as Grandpa voted for!' mentality with a healthy sprinkling of those who want the world to burn and want to be the ones holding the match. You also have those that toss people feeling dissatisfied with Biden into the 'Voting for Orange is the New Orange' camp when that isn't what that means. Probably not quite what you are asking for but that's my take on it anyway. I don't care for polls because there's no way to ask everyone and expect to get actual long-term translatable answers.

Frickin' birds have been running their beaks non-stop since Tuesday. Nothing will shut them up. You little bastards are the reason I'm fine with going back to work in the morning - dealing with carens and their screeching spawn will seem like silence compared to the last few days.

Yeah, but is it really 'happy to see you' applause and not 'nice beerfart, asshat' applause?

Nobody likes a quitter. That spider is still out there somewhere.

Here's a word - 'Nope'

It comes with its own handle for easy dippin' in the deep fryer.

You'll lose all the weight but in like 5 years, all your organs will start to liquify and fail.

I definitely knew about it because we had one of her campaign's signature hunters trying to squat in the store's parking lot right by the doors. He had to be physically chased off the property and threatened with jail time [ which would have caused whatever signatures he had managed to collect that day to be confiscated/no moneys for you ]. I sent their website a friendly reminder of what does/doesn't constitute public/private property and if someone is asked to leave a property, they need to leave a property and not attempt to enter the store when confronted screaming 'what are you going to do about it?' Never heard back from them but never saw any of their idiots again either. [ and for the record, we don't let any collectors hang out in the parking lot regardless of what they are trying to get on a ballot. The only people allowed to hang out around the store is the Salvation Army during Annoying Bell Season and they had to apply to do so back in like August. Seriously ]

Meh, I either get a Crud or break a bone. At least I got another week off from work for being a walking contagion.

They follow a loser who is currently on record as wanting the entire Constitution of the US torn up and set on fire because it hurts his fee-fees. Plus, if they think Princess Tinyhands and his merry band of morons will ban abortion completely at the federal level, they are indeed stupid enough to forget they were all about them state's rights before.

They were requiring proof of vaccination at the convention in 2021 in order to get a badge since both the omicron version and monkey pox were running high in Atlanta at the time. Still caught covid but at least they tried.

That pic would be slightly funnier if the white smoke had been placed much closer to the logo's upraised hand.