katt_goddess

Four Seasons Landscaping wasn't available to host at such short notice either.

His blockbuster information is a still of Bart Simpson writing 'Trump didn't do nothing wrong' on a chalkboard.

I've seen that somewhere...

All insurance is a a lotto ticket you don't want to win because it's not going to go the way you want it to anyway.

Putin's Brain Hemorrhage doesn't contain Malort. Disappointed.

One down, 42 million to go.

You know those full length rubber gloves that vet students wear when digging in a cow's ass? At least that deep.

Freaked? Past tense? That thing STILL freaks me out. It's those bastards from the 'Blackhole Sun' video all over again.

That impact would be dodging any food debris from that forced expulsion.

They hoarded the jewels. There's a difference between wealth and hoarding. Wealth implies that they are aware of the value of the items that they are digging up, hoarding is just digging up shiny things and tossing them in a vault with all the other shiny things. They didn't even care about locking things up completely because the key was hanging on the wall right outside the vault where anyone could snag it and pull out a few baubles. Because let's face it, they only brought out their A game with their shiny things when they thought Snow White was dead. She had enough value to move them from just existing and hoarding shiny things to building an elaborate jewel coffin. Elon's dad should have had a vasectomy in the 60's.

You and me both. That turkeyburger belcher is going down! I just blasted the 'keets into silence. All I've had was a salad.

Yay for her and all but I've done better on a glass of water. The video of her record-breaking belch is at the end of the story but meh. It's forced, lacking both depth and reverb. I'm pretty sure I broke that record twice Saturday with a coffee while watching the animes. And this has been your moment of entertainment in a sea of sad and stupid. https://news.yahoo.com/va-womans-burp-louder-motorcycles-171431827.html?.tsrc=1013 Discuss!...

Dollar Store Bounty only works on hurricanes.

Seven dudes living in the woods and none of them were named Sweepy or Moppy or even Dusty and you wonder why the place was a mess?

A President, any President, should never be running immediately to the house on fire just to be there for the pics while the house is still burning. The security logistics are hell as it is for such a visit, it's the last thing emergency crews need to worry about. You visit after making advanced plans for such in order to see what else might need to be done after the initial assistance has started to take effect. The Trailer Trash Twins don't have enough of a braincell between the two of them to realize that. If 'vacations' were such a bad thing, they'd have blown their larynxes out during the 4 Years of Golf.

Agreed. He should not be allowed to have unlimited access to anything that allows him to rile up another mob of morons. There won't be non-lethals in use if there's a next time with this idiot. They could just toss him these randomly and claim they have internet access. He'll probably bounce on them for days before realizing they are fake toddler toys.

In an emergency, tourists are the last things you want clogging up resources. Those are people that have a place to go and their own resources away from a tragedy. I'd rather the slow trickle of assistance coming in go to the locals instead of the last bandage being used on some fat rascal scooter rider from Tennessee who got a scrap on their knee.

Translation, he's going to be going to rallies as a robot.

You say this like it's a bad thing.

Holy crap, I need a pallet cleanser. And now I have this stuck in my head.

Its the big talk of manlettes who seem to think that they are the only ones on the planet with any ability to 'defend' their 'freedoms'. The reality is that if either one of them thought they'd be so much as pimp slapped by a granny, they'd scream for a security detail and demand the death penalty. I'd volunteer as tribute but I'd request wearing a Hazmat suit - shit splatters when you hit it after all.

Don't anyone trust him. He's going to show up with some Natty Ice and a GameCube.

Tsar is Loki, confirmed.

Wow. Link interception. Maybe trying to copy links on a cell phone is doing weird things, especially when you are trying to link a link as words on the boards. I think this is more to it but I could be wrong. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/aug/11/scientists-fifth-force-nature