katt_goddess

Even the Amish teach their kids about the cornhole eventually. Maybe when you turn 13.

You aren't doing it right then. Corn on the cob is easier to grill if you jam a chopstick up it's cornhole. Gives you something to grab that won't melt in the grill heat.

I thought you were past the point of caring? I haz to do maths to figure out my age. I'm done with it.

British Columbia. They tend to film a lot of tv series and movies there. Besides, I've heard bad things about the south of France. There's a song about it and everything.

'Happy Birthday' . The only people that song officially offends are like Jehovah's Witnesses and maybe the Amish. Occasionally middle aged housewives too.

You and the Weather Channel are obviously not taking into account fugg's personal gravitational well. It's called 'science' .

Congratulations! Now you have a reason for all the supplies you thought you wasted your money on for Irma and can laugh at all the people going nuts trying to get stuff now.

Is that car smiling? It looks like it took a dump in the closet and now it's proud of it.

If you leave the bathroom with a feeling that a weight has been lifted and everything seems brighter somehow, then yes. :D And I'm frickin' Swedish. Except for a short period of time where I had to drop all caffeine because of the types of meds I was on [drinking coffee then was like being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly with knife dipped in tabasco] I've been living la vida java since I was 5.

All my books are banned! Not really but a lot of them would probably be tossed on some fundie's bonfire because the words make their little heads hurt. Also 'And Tango Makes Three' .

Now begins kitty's training to be a super ninja where even a bell won't save you. :catmad

The secret of KFC revealed! It's rabies.

I need sugars. Now I'm craving cotton candy. Watermelon flavored. Sadly, that also destroys toilets. >

Why not? At least I'm being honest about the most likely outcome of eating a metric ton of frostings.

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It better be delicious slightly chewy chocolate chip cookie with a metric ton of frostings on it. And the frosting should be like neon blue or something. I feel like destroying a toilet.

Like any sword I'd own would be 'short' .

No, that neon orange gel pen was unreadable. Purple is just middle schooler "I still read 'Sweet Valley High' tee-hee" . <.< >.> ::spin:: >

North Dakota. I laugh at your horrible almost could have been storm-ravaged Nebraska as I sip my frappe.

It's rampager. So he probably is on the toilet. >.<

This thread is mine now.

But only the gorilla is getting it's money-worth.

I'd call your bluff on that statement. But I don't wanna see that either. Any of it. :barf:

I call shenanigans. Pretty sure if she showed up wearing a cheerleader outfit, you wouldn't care what team colors the pom poms are.

Hell yeah! Right down to the tiger stripes! And still NOT showing my face. >