katt_goddess

She's covered in the pic. I'd drive it. Everyone at work would know it's mine without even asking too.

I could only get through half of that. She's the fluffbunny of Islam.

So, zika, West Nile, and Lyme's disease? And that's only if you can avoid the three-ply toilet paper and leeches.

Looks like my old district manager. I'm going to have to try to remember this the next time I see him, ask him if he's moonlighting as a rap star on his weekends off.

I had to go to the mall pet store and get my cuddle on with a ragdoll babby today. I blame the Kattarshians. That kitten was squeezably soft though and purred like a little rusted chainsaw.

It costs me half a minute per text and the only person I was texting with any sort of regularity died last year. And actually I lied. Sorta. It actually costs me $19 every three months. I forgot I have an immediate 90 day add-in thing. So more like $6.33 a month or something like that. It's a phone so it does what I expect which is usually to sit in my pack until the battery runs low.

The only thing I miss about those monsters is that you paid so much for them that anything and everything they picked up was practically free after. That and you could pick up anyone using walkie talkies within a 3 mile radius.

Happy hatchday, creepy spider person! Does the darkside haz cookies for this day?

Tracfone. $19 a month, uses any and every tower available, and I have over 2,000 minutes for anything I want including internet.

All the original ones I got are pinned on my old denim purse from high school that's hanging on the wall covered in all sorts of buttons. When they started going with these more fancier ones, so far those are still on their backings in a huge box of other loot crate stuff that my nephew thinks is a magic trunk full of the coolest shit ever.

Yeah, I already christened that shirt with egg guts the day after I got the box. I blame McDonalds and too early mornings.

kittens in tubs! gaww

Yeah, here's hoping that it was only a matter of someone else getting two pins and I was the only one shorted. They are sending a new one but it'll be a few weeks so I'm not really out, just waiting. Forget making friends. They'll just eat your food. I might make some and then pawn the extras off at work. There's always some stock dude floating around looking half starved because all teenaged dudes are bottomless pits.

Yeah, this month's crate actually had a statue I want to remove from the box and put someplace immediately. And I'm tempted to try making the burgers. Lucky you, you got a pin. Mine was missing.

Remember. The Visitors Are Your Friends.

Chlorine will kill a turtle. And depends on the temper of both the turtle and the kid. Some are fine with swimming around in a kiddie pool with kids but they will scratch without meaning to and they will poop and pee their way from one side to the next.

And shin jobs.

Maybe just get a houseplant instead? They are easier to deal with and if they are disappointing, they die all on their own and the clean-up is a breeze.

Never ever never drink the ones that are supposedly chocolate. They are the worst of the worst. Even the plain vanilla ones are better than the 'chocolate' ones. I like the strawberry ones if you're talking about the general types. If you are talking the fancy ones like 'Naked' brand, then it's Pina Colada all the way.

I did. Stupid broken spring recliner that gets extra comfortable.

They were being fed. And then they went to the little kitchen to eat solids. And one crawled into the futon. And And And. I need to see if the natural cat center has kittens for adoption. I need to sit in a room with a bunch of fuzzy little babbies.

Yeah, that cute little ball of fart I linked, duh. That's a face you can't say no to or it will eat your soul.

Damn you, butthole. *goes back to watching kittens sleep

You do realize that if he's jacked up in his apartment for an extended period of time, this place will be his sole outlet, right? You must really have a secret crush of him then. >