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katt_goddess

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  1. You'll take the Fiddle Faddle from the Dollar Tree and like it.
  2. A WILD PEACH appears! WILD PEACH uses PISS! It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!
  3. You know you have too much fiber in your diet when... - your toilet doubles as a woodchipper - the word 'splinter' makes your anus pucker - anytime someone mentions 'the scent of woodland pines' you feel the need to apologize and blame it on the Taco Bell
  4. There should totally have been a third choice 'Yes, but only on weekends' . >
  5. What if it's slightly grainy?
  6. Is that what the rabbit hole is? Now I definitely don't want to pet the bunny. :barf:
  7. Someone is having fun today. Or a seizure at the keyboard. Could be either.
  8. Bacon is gross anyway. Sausage if necessary. I'm not big on meats and breakfast isn't my favorite meal of the day anyway because of nausea. It's usually just a little oatmeal and a small instant coffee.
  9. Is this thread your way of asking if you can paint him like a French girl? Because he'd probably let you.
  10. Who pinned this? :D That is all. >
  11. Oh ye gawds, they are going to be owned by the same people who own The Rainforest Café chain? It's going to reopen them all and feature a single shrimp on a sea of rice for $12.95.
  12. Does CrunchyRoll still have it? I know they have the live action drama version of it [Japanese one, not the redo one set in Seattle or whatever] .
  13. Sounds familiar. I think it's around a corner from the Benihana. I have to watch very carefully what all I eat, especially when traveling, because I don't like having a bad food day on vacation. So most of the time, known greasy foods like fried chicken are out. DQ's mushroom and swiss is mostly safe since it doesn't have lettuce and usually stays down. I love the hell out of the sushi place but so does everyone else - the only day I can see myself getting sushis without having to stand in line for an hour is Thursday after I get my badge and sticker and before I settle down at the hotel. I'm already hungry for eel bits. Misaka[/member] - NO! I haven't had a Joe's Crabshack super pot of seafoods yet!
  14. Make sure that if you need anything from that area of town, you get it NOW. And then just hide for the duration of their stay. When ESPN is in town, the whole place is arfed.
  15. Yep, and if you had been a dude, the whole thing would have been around $30 period while discussing sports balls.
  16. Wear gloves. Shit splatters.
  17. I can almost top that one since I can and have biked to that KFC when the cravings got to be too dang much. I'm in love with at least the idea of those seafood pots shown in those commercials for Joe's Crab Shack. There is no such thing as a Joe's Crab Shack in the entire state. I've never had Popeye's, the one here is a disgusting grease pit that is just a single flicked cigarette away from going up but I've heard they do them decent in the South. I saw a Popeye's at the Peachtree Mall in Atlanta. I went back when I had a moment and couldn't find it. It's like it's right at the entrance to the Hogwarts Express because the dang thing disappeared. Popeye's denied. I had to settle for DQ. >
  18. There is a way to get on their 'Never Go There' list. I think this was with Jehovah's Witnesses but same difference when it comes to door-to-door soul profiteers. My boss at my first job told this story and it's retarded enough to be true. He used to work really long hours at a restaurant he helped manage ages back and that often included overnights so he'd get home hot and tired as hell. One morning he got home after a real bitch of a shift, the day was already starting out hot so he basically stripped and passed out. Then someone knocked on his door. And kept knocking. It woke him up just enough and that was the end of his patience with people at that point. Whips open the door and starts swearing. It was some 12 year old Jehovah's Witness. She took off and he went back to bed. It wasn't until he fully woke up hours later that he realized that he had answered the door completely nekid. He has never had a Jehovah's Witness knock on his door since and he's moved quite a few times. >
  19. Zeni sent you a pic of his acorn, didn't he? Knew it.
  20. Craving KFC now. -.-; And the nearest one is in the next town over.
  21. You wanted an IB answer? Keep it until it grows feet and can move on it's own. Unleash it from it's jar prison and hunt it with a pencil until dead. Squeeze it for fresh pasta sauces. Repeat as necessary. >
  22. A thousand times thank you for keeping up on this and keeping us up on this. I'm really glad that someone in the family was finally able to call and let people know what is going on amongst all this sudden crap. A weight has lifted slightly knowing that he is being taken care of. I wish I was able to attend but I'm a couple states away, don't drive, and all my current travel thingies were scheduled and paid for months in advance. I'll see about wiring flowers out next week if possible.
  23. Honestly, maybe two weeks maximum and that's only if you don't see grey or green alien shits growing on the inside of the lid or smell anything Not Pasta Saucy when you open it. I usually try to finish it within a week though. Food poisoning isn't the greatest thing to have.
  24. Just remember. I drink coffee for your protection. Not mine.
  25. The only way that happens is if zeni falls asleep outside the humane society
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