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katt_goddess

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  1. -.-; You'd think he'd have a bonier butt...
  2. If they are extending the hunt to include all trolls in general, that does seem to say they've either overfished the cesspool or the fish have gotten better at avoiding detection.
  3. And that includes me - I never said cancelled either, I pointed out they were extending the premise. And I'm pretty sure it's more than 2 in your electronic ho'erdex that are 'magazine models' . But leave that to MTV! Give them something to do since they forgot what they were decades ago anyway.
  4. Wut. The original mission of the show 'MTV's Catfish' was to expose internet romance scams and frauds of that nature. If they are advertising for internet trolls in general, they are running out of rancid romance fishies. You should contact them and ask them if they want some of your questionable contacts - aka every single one that people here have shown are just google images of dudes. Maybe you could make a few bucks.
  5. Nope, actual story! Woot! :D Although I'm pretty sure if I had just fallen on something, my air bags would have failed more. : o
  6. Wow, they must have run out of catfish to screw with if they are now extending the show to include internet asshats in general. They should just ask fuggs for a list of her so-called tinderloonies if they need more false fish.
  7. Within my first year in retail when I was still a cashier, crazy customer just too damn excited about nothing and not paying attention spiked me right in the chest. Broke my name tag too. Customer didn't care.
  8. The costume I'm trying to work on right now has the infamous Power Girl's boob window. I will still disappear into a sea of weird nerd people without leaving so much as a ripple.
  9. They all ran away from Naraku4656[/member] 's one ramen noodle. He's been dragging it in the dirt and offering it to everyone lately.
  10. Nope. Catwoman comic-style. Goggles up, dude.
  11. Wut? You wanted real scars? Most of my lasting type scars are body level and easily kept under wraps or disappear under most lighting because they are at the white stage and I glow in the dark. I did have a scar for the longest time where I was stabbed in the chest with a metal garden spike. I'm not showing anyone where though. I will say I could stick my pinkie finger in it.
  12. Be prepared for the Needle of Doom at your nearest ER...
  13. It's all about the video application now. Recording of you dancing around with a pillow while Rick Astley plays = employee material!
  14. This thread is better than the time I made a thread about being made a Mod. On April first. And the thread I made about getting engaged. On April first. I have a tiny piece of flesh missing from the side of my nose that no one would notice except me because I'm the one that had to cut it off. Most of my general facial scars picked up over the years heal up really quickly and don't tend to leave any signs. The jaw surgeries and cheek replastering were done from the inside of my mouth which left no noticeable scars but an almost chronic case of chipmunk cheek. I've just never liked having my pic taken and when I do, I usually find a means to hide most of myself. I think this thread is regarding the pic I decided to toss up in that floated thread of pics showing off the latest idiotic attempt to dye the troll nest on my head but with a mask on.
  15. Unfortunately, confirmed. I was doing a test run on the officer outfit [google 'Officer Anita Bribe' ] to make sure my boobage wouldn't escape or my butt hang out while at the Con and nothing is more horrifying [to others] than randomly camming while testing things out just for the reactions. Dude had a hair trigger screen grab finger that night and just managed to catch me in that two second of camera. He did delete it though so it's all good. The dethklok outfit pic was my losing a bet with rampager about something. I got even with him later by showing a close-up of the pin holding my jaw together - I think he had to leave the room to go puke so points for me. [adult swim] streams has a pic somewhere of me as Catwoman torturing sushi. That's going to come back to haunt me some day.
  16. What your waifu really looks like under that new cover
  17. You don't even have to say what the light is about to anyone other than maybe your manager if there's issues with trading out company properties [the lightbulb] with personal properties. Otherwise, you can just say that the current lighting hurts your eyes so you've moved to using a softer wattage.
  18. They had Cleopatra for that.
  19. I totally want to make that into a poster with the caption 'DO YOU EVEN LIFT, BRO?' >
  20. Sleeping in, fancy coffee and Subway run before it gets too hot, painting, napping, Toonami.
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    You say that like it's a deal breaker or something.
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    I think this is an actual bookstore somewhere in Europe and I wouldn't mind living in it. I totally want solid wood bookshelves mounted to the walls around here similar to that.
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    This or any variation of this And also, that freezer full of generic ices.
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