katt_goddess

Threats! whut I'm usually hiding at the People's Republic of Venture booth which has been in the Hyatt the last few years. I haven't heard anything from anyone that it's any different so far this year. Not always there but it's easier to try catching me there than anywhere else in Midtown since I'm like a gimpy ninja. My system tends to flatline at some point in the Con too but I'm a stubborn asshat. Thyroid scars are absolutely horrifying when they are fresh and healing. I've lost count how many people I know that have had to undergo that. Great for a quick cheap Halloween costume, only slightly great for day-to-day scaring.

Actually that's pretty badass. You can now mess with so many people just by showing off your belly. You could draw one on. You could put a sticker near the area [just off center enough that really anal retentive people would notice it and then try not to stare ] . Googlie eyes could be a whole new adventure. You could troll a Steven Universe cosplay. Just stick a big jewel sticker where the belly button should be and at some point complain that no one there knows anything about being an actual gem BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE STUPID BELLY BUTTONS! [then rip the sticker off and huff some :D ]

There was another guy that was very Batz-like to the point where some people confused them but it was another dude. I was trying to remember his name too but total blank. I had him on Myspace but I deleted that years ago and that guy had been IP'd from the old boards for awhile too for being generally creepy and engaging in stalker activities.

That poor cat has seen things... Horrible things... Judging by the setting, toilet things...

Ranch. Chunks in your salad dressing usually meant it had turned and to enjoy a night filled with screaming diarrheas.

batz...was not really trolling. He was coming unhinged. Maybe leave him alone in the hopes that he's getting help somewhere. : o

? The nose or the jaw surgeries? The nose was a small infection, probably staph, from some imported make-up that was being used for effects. I ended up tearing most of the skin off the area in order to make sure all the infected portions were excised. So there's a slight dent there. The jaw stuff was from a tumor that spread to the hinges. Two separate dealings - they had to crack open the hinges of my jaw on one side to get everything there, wait until that healed and then crack open the other side to do the same thing there. The pin in my jaw is where the main garbage had to be removed. They thought they got everything but about a year later my x-rays showed spots again and they dug out a venom sac in my cheekbone and filled the space back up with medicated plaster. No facial scars, just puffy cheeks.

If it's such a big part of their life that it's in my face at every opportunity, then hit the bricks. I don't have time or energy to deal with your crap. I've got books to read and a cat to dig out of the dirty laundry pile.

....Megabyte has camel toe. ..... > > > > > > > > > > > >

Belch. Better to let it out and bare the shame than hold it in and bare the pain. Also, maybe it'll scare your turtle. Extra points for shockwaves.

Yeah but all the action figures had tiny butts that were mostly the ball pivots for the legs.

Meh, for that matter who watches MTV anymore? If all they've got left is catfishing-level shows, I could go google 'damaged dumbass videos' and probably get more than my daily fill of vlogs from all sorts of morons. Hell, there's a family on youtube that does nothing but unboxing videos of things they have no idea about just because unboxing videos are popular. They absolutely suck - why would you get a Sailor Moon theme box if you don't know who the hell Sailor Moon is?

-.-; You'd think he'd have a bonier butt...

If they are extending the hunt to include all trolls in general, that does seem to say they've either overfished the cesspool or the fish have gotten better at avoiding detection.

And that includes me - I never said cancelled either, I pointed out they were extending the premise. And I'm pretty sure it's more than 2 in your electronic ho'erdex that are 'magazine models' . But leave that to MTV! Give them something to do since they forgot what they were decades ago anyway.

Wut. The original mission of the show 'MTV's Catfish' was to expose internet romance scams and frauds of that nature. If they are advertising for internet trolls in general, they are running out of rancid romance fishies. You should contact them and ask them if they want some of your questionable contacts - aka every single one that people here have shown are just google images of dudes. Maybe you could make a few bucks.

Nope, actual story! Woot! :D Although I'm pretty sure if I had just fallen on something, my air bags would have failed more. : o

Wow, they must have run out of catfish to screw with if they are now extending the show to include internet asshats in general. They should just ask fuggs for a list of her so-called tinderloonies if they need more false fish.

Within my first year in retail when I was still a cashier, crazy customer just too damn excited about nothing and not paying attention spiked me right in the chest. Broke my name tag too. Customer didn't care.

The costume I'm trying to work on right now has the infamous Power Girl's boob window. I will still disappear into a sea of weird nerd people without leaving so much as a ripple.

They all ran away from Naraku4656[/member] 's one ramen noodle. He's been dragging it in the dirt and offering it to everyone lately.

Nope. Catwoman comic-style. Goggles up, dude.

Wut? You wanted real scars? Most of my lasting type scars are body level and easily kept under wraps or disappear under most lighting because they are at the white stage and I glow in the dark. I did have a scar for the longest time where I was stabbed in the chest with a metal garden spike. I'm not showing anyone where though. I will say I could stick my pinkie finger in it.

Be prepared for the Needle of Doom at your nearest ER...