katt_goddess

If you aren't scheduled to work that day, then you can't be held accountable for not being there. But if you are now scheduled for that last day, then go to that last day. You aren't being fired, you are being laid off which means until you do something stupid, you are still considered an employee in good stead. Leaving in good stead in this situation keeps your name in their phone book if things turn around and they need to get employees back.

Urban farming is a thing now. Once your neighbor realizes that a chicken normally doesn't just lay eggs unless there's a rooster around, he'll get more.

They kept cooking the pork long past any possible edibility. Even if it was kept warm, past a certain point that warmth would have only added to the decomposition going on. Pork is one of those meats you can't play with because it really likes it's diseases. I would think the bigger issue with that episode is why Snot would be interested in eating pork products since he's Jewish.

That will probably take awhile for the both of us

I am 'patiently' waiting for the days to actually get cool enough to crack out the crock pot and start making beef stew and chicken-in-a-pot to freeze for winter. I'll have whole weekends where that thing will be bubbling away on the counter and making everything smell like edible foods.

We've replaced buddy's 'Crunch n Munch' with 'Fiddle Faddle' . Let's see if he notices the difference. Spoiler alert

Yay! Winner winner reheated chicken dinner! It's a safe bet that I won't be ravaging your library shelves any time soon. I travel out of state like once a year currently and that's to Atlanta and back.

Even the Amish teach their kids about the cornhole eventually. Maybe when you turn 13.

You aren't doing it right then. Corn on the cob is easier to grill if you jam a chopstick up it's cornhole. Gives you something to grab that won't melt in the grill heat.

I thought you were past the point of caring? I haz to do maths to figure out my age. I'm done with it.

British Columbia. They tend to film a lot of tv series and movies there. Besides, I've heard bad things about the south of France. There's a song about it and everything.

'Happy Birthday' . The only people that song officially offends are like Jehovah's Witnesses and maybe the Amish. Occasionally middle aged housewives too.

You and the Weather Channel are obviously not taking into account fugg's personal gravitational well. It's called 'science' .

Congratulations! Now you have a reason for all the supplies you thought you wasted your money on for Irma and can laugh at all the people going nuts trying to get stuff now.

Is that car smiling? It looks like it took a dump in the closet and now it's proud of it.

If you leave the bathroom with a feeling that a weight has been lifted and everything seems brighter somehow, then yes. :D And I'm frickin' Swedish. Except for a short period of time where I had to drop all caffeine because of the types of meds I was on [drinking coffee then was like being stabbed in the stomach repeatedly with knife dipped in tabasco] I've been living la vida java since I was 5.

All my books are banned! Not really but a lot of them would probably be tossed on some fundie's bonfire because the words make their little heads hurt. Also 'And Tango Makes Three' .

Now begins kitty's training to be a super ninja where even a bell won't save you. :catmad

The secret of KFC revealed! It's rabies.

I need sugars. Now I'm craving cotton candy. Watermelon flavored. Sadly, that also destroys toilets. >

Why not? At least I'm being honest about the most likely outcome of eating a metric ton of frostings.

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It better be delicious slightly chewy chocolate chip cookie with a metric ton of frostings on it. And the frosting should be like neon blue or something. I feel like destroying a toilet.

Like any sword I'd own would be 'short' .