katt_goddess

I don't know the exact number, half the time I've met people that had an account but didn't use it a lot or I knew them by their real name more. Odin, Sticks, LadyHikari [ ? ], KagomeInu [ she used to live in my area ], DRD2001, a chunk of board/stream float-throughs via them stopping at the PRoV, a chunk of WS Inmates just from stopping at WS.

Trying to get all the things I want done done in time for the con. 1 project completed, 1 in definite progress, 1 cluttering up my keyboard in an attempt to convince me to work on it, 2 in mental planning/research stages [ since 1 doesn't even exist-exist, I have to also build the things to make the things ]. Also, lots of hiding from the sun because fire BAD.

The entire 'vents' series as seen in the IB Times...

There were also originally 3 boards for the HELPeR tier. It ended up being condensed into a single board as things became more solidified. One of the murdered boards had a thread of pretty much nothing but porn.

I had finally gotten a lap top with dial-up and the first thing I did was sign-up to submit a name for their found dumpster kitty in March '04. I suggested 'Baka' because no one would forget it and everyone would probably enjoy yelling that off the roof at odd times during the day.

I haunt your nightmares with a purse full of peppermints!

Comrad posted the usual thread without any real context, Odin floated it for the lols in IB, and then I wrote like a doctoral thesis about the philosophical depth that was the contents of the OP which caused Odin to defloat it immediately. I didn't mean to kill it but if I ever have reason to remember it, I still get the giggles. Also, the 'I Hate Code Geass Fanclub' in Code Geass. I think that was the only show board that had an official hate fanclub but it worked. 'Noodle People'.

Yo momma.

I think I still have a couple of those things floating around here. >.<

Lies and slander. You know dang well the board is crawling with Federal Boobie Inspectors.

While part of me thinks it originated somewhere else, I remember 'LAMP' from the boards. Also, shoe on bear head - originated during a very late night on the webcam where AssProd was pulling an overnighter, got bored and put his shoe on the big bear in the hall. 'Whatever happened to the hardcore alcoholics thread?' - a neverending query in the official Hey Mod thread

In 20 years I will have defied my expiration date multiple times and be really really good at chucking my cane at anyone who is on my lawn. I won't even have to see them, I'll just KNOW.

Abducted? If you ever met my family, you'd know aliens would want very little to do with my genetics. It's got too many mutations going to be considered a proper study of 'human'. But fun little storytime. As a toddler I would escape. If there was the tiniest crack in a fence, I was gone. No outside door could stay locked and closed around me for long. I'd get out and I'd be running like someone had just asked me what I had in my mouth. On one of those escape days, no one even noticed I had disappeared until a plain black old-fashioned car drove up to the yard and I got out. No one saw who was driving, the car wasn't one that was from the area [ small town, apparently the car was one that everyone would have been able to recognize if anyone had owned it ], and yet they knew where I lived. I was like 3 at the time, I wouldn't have been able to give directions. I was basically returned to sender by the equivalent of the MiB.

No, I just didn't know where their mouths had been and didn't want to find out by culturing something on a boo-boo received from tripping on a wang.

I had to suffer in silence and put the band-aide on all by myself. Because there was no way in hell I was going to ask anyone on the boards to kiss it and make it better.

I just had a gas station cheeseburger and some chickie nuggies. It's been a long day, I was very hungry and I'm regretting all my life choices right now.

Uncle Ruckus was big into heavily racist country music though. So...Kid Rock/Adult Sit.

I didn't think scraping my elbow after tripping on Jack's enormous wang counted.

Serious answer - we often 'collect' search engine bots at various times of the day. They crawl around looking at all the things and then wander off. It can get really weird when there's a lot of political discussions running at the same time. Even more serial answer - because you touch yourself at night.

Books. All the books.

I don't. My pure underpants will be enshrined in the old IB. According to that song on 'American Dad' by the Weekend, I should be able to go back in time and mess with dinosaurs.

Tetseiga-something. Not the guy that is still around and posting with the similar name obviously but I always would get the two names confused. Tets went, he came back, he was damaged and thought that all he was good for was killing people. The last thing I had heard was that he had started to get cleaned up and was finally looking forward to things but then he suicided instead. He used to show up on TinyChat.

Viewer Bumps all the way. There was just something so fun about seeing something that someone you might remember interacting with that week getting up on the screen and having something they said either answered or mocked. Even if you didn't know them specifically, they were still a board member. Every Viewer Bump Night was a small celebration of community.