katt_goddess

Close. It's more like the time I saved the last nog of the season to use as the first drink for my stint as a host of the Traveling Shotglass, didn't check to see the expiration date [ because it wasn't that old... ] and ended up with a glass of ass because nog is already thicc. >.< I either drink it immediately until it's gone completely in a single go and get ill or try to keep from drinking it immediately until it becomes Nog Roulette.

I had my first HoHoHo Mint Mocha from Caribou today. It was delicious and hails the end of Pumpkin Bitch season. Otherwise I'll have one quart of nog at some point this year because I love nog but can't be trusted with it.

Kitty just fought off a wave from the 5th dimension. She wants treats for her service.

Someone is cutting corners at McD's. Their fries weren't nearly as salty as I remember nor did they stay crisp longer than a few minutes once out of the bag. I inhaled them anyway since I'm starving but almost didn't fight the nausea because of the disappoint. Don't screw with my damn fries. I get them so rarely as it is.

Just when I splurged on the boxed set [ and ended up reading the last 10 books in frenzy of book lust <.< >.> ], naturally this happened. But good, I want to watch the rest of the series even if it's in extended pieces. I don't want to subscribe to Crunchyroll at this time just to watch it because I have far too many physical things to watch on my end first. If I ever clear the entertainment slush pile, then maybe.

Not cool, feets. Disco needs you to work, damnit. Hate to say it but bone spurs? Once one of those kicks in, it feels like your bones are made of busted glass during flare ups.

Everything's a JoJo reference.

For the feti that don't recognize the various. Jon Bon Jovi / Steven Taylor Ozzy / Kevin Cronin

Definitely not. I was the one that got beat for everything and did the emancipation thing after ending up in foster care for a bit so none of them could try to claim anything from me ever again.

*orders another bookcase for delivery 'Hey! For only $70 more, you can have someone put it together for you or walk you through the process over your computer!' It's a damn bookcase, not the next submarine for billionaire tourists. Check your history, this is like my 10th one from you. The instructions are in stick figures. Pay me $70 for even seeing that suggestion - that would make the bookcase free and I could order a pizza and wings with the extra. I've taken my aggression out on the beggar squirrel who has figured out she can jump high enough to reach the bird feeder to raid it...by hitting her with a super soaker through the window every time she's jumped on it all day today. It wouldn't be so bad but she's knocking things over and keeping the little birds from getting anything. Let the wrens have their feeder - they toss the peanut bits on the ground anyway as too big for them so eat them then, ya furry flying pig.

The plunger on the French press stripped its tread or something mid-plunge. I now have half a coffee carafe that may or may not surprise me with a sludge waterfall. Messing with my coffees, bold move French press.

I was wondering what was going on when the notification pinged. I have a traveler's backpack now that holds as much as the carry-on roller luggage. My last minute packing game is still crap though. Currently thinking about how I still have 30 books left to my reading goal for the year and how I keep picking up the 'boring' books which seem to take twice as long to read because reading the fun books means blitzing a fun book and then it can never be read again for the first time.

Needs more Michael Bay explosions.

Of all the things to regenerate, I did not need the esophageal muscles responsible for vomiting to self-repair. I was fine with the nausea. I'm not fine with needing a Listerine breath strip in order to go to sleep.

Yeah...that was on an episode of one of the streaming shows featuring mostly Max. Never ever give one of the WS Inmates an inflatable farm animal. Learn from my mistake. >.<

That is the face of someone that has like zero intention of cleaning any mess up.

Check your area and see if there's a Pollinator Protection thing. Basically it allows you to allow wildflowers/flowering weeds to go nuts in an area as a safe haven for pollinators because so many are endangered. I think you need to do simple things like register the area and get a sign alerting the reason for the floral wilding but it allows you to legally not give a crap about a part of your yard for a set period of time every year because it's actually good for the environment. I hate wanting to do a ton of things on a day off and having exactly zero energy to do much of any of it. I also hate finding book worms on my shelves. I clean every shelf twice a year without fail because I hate nesting spiders. I've found spiders everywhere and bug-holes in books on three different, separate shelves so far. WTF are you eating, spiders, since you obviously aren't earning your brief keep destroying those bastards. I have the bedroom shelves left to pull apart this fall which is happening Sunday. I better not find bug-holes in anything else.

I was going to say that if they used Nami, that might count as two balloons... <.< >.>

The correct answer is you walk upright when you first are going into the water, then spend your time doing the crampy crab walk when you're already soaked because the lake winds hate you and the less of the wet-you they can hit the better.

...is it you? https://www.travelandleisure.com/rent-shreks-house-airbnb-scottish-highlands-7975421?hid=00a4cada6073c3466c669a58d091a6006143f5cf&did=10419032-20230929&utm_source=tal&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=just-in_newsletter&utm_content=092923&utm_term=PM&lctg=00a4cada6073c3466c669a58d091a6006143f5cf You can now opt to do a little R & R in Shrek's frickin' house for free. All you have to do is reserve early while there are still slots available and go to Scotland. And be comfortable with the equivalent of a Scottish outhouse because that's what the bathroom is. Discuss!...

Can we just pass a law that makes it illegal for sports programs to be playing on all 'free-over-the-air' channels at the same damn time? I just want to watch the local news but have to hunt for it on cable channels because only PBS isn't playing football or people talking about damn football.

I would fail out at Witness Protection. The second I see a B&N or used bookstore my cover would be blown. Don't even get me started if I see a kitty.

I don't think you'll find it. I went hunting too and none of the commercial spots loaded up to youtube so far include that one. It's annoying.

I have a cheeseburger that can claim otherwise.

Goblin