katt_goddess

He waits until the inauguration when he's 'official' and then just declares it as a presidential act that he is now totally allowed to do no matter what because the SCROTUS said he's immune to everything and the stack of bottom bitches he has in Congress okay the whole thing under threat of seeing MTG dance nekid if they don't comply.

Everything he owns is currently soaking in vats of Fabreez to get his infamous stink out of them. New weasel-fur hair plugs need time to heal. Full-body Thailand spa treatment to clear all pores from their impacted gobs of rancid spraytan. Test-driving new 'signature scents' that can go from a 12pm wake-up call to afternoon executive nap without revealing there's been 3 blow-outs in that time frame. Still screaming at people to find Hermione Granger and force her to make him a super diaper like she made that super purse. He's been posting this entire time but someone switched his phone with one of those Fischer Price Busy Little Bastard play-fones and he hasn't noticed the difference. Someone came up with KFC flavored pudding as a joke during election night and now it's pudding time all the time.

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I'm going to give a couple of helpful bits of advice on this. First, seriously re-read and think about the assistance list that buddy put up because that's not just food, it's bill assistance. I realize that sometimes it's easier psychologically to ask faceless people on the internet for help instead of having to see people in real life and maybe feel that they are judging you right to your face. They aren't. They wouldn't be in a position of assistance if they were there to be dicks about it. Second, maybe a decent breakdown on your gofundme page as to just what is going to be going towards what so that it isn't 'just' 6K, it's x for mortage, x for water/sewer/gas, x for food. You don't have to be super specific about how much exactly is any given thing but a general range will help people make better sense of just where that desired money is going to go towards. It also shows that yes, you actually are aware of how everything breaks down and its not just a case where someone pissed away what they had and have no idea how to continue or even worse, someone hoping to scam people for 6k just for the lols [ not saying you are but saying there ARE those types and they ruin it for everyone ].

He was told to fill his cabinet positions as fast as possible and he's also been telling the morons already in office to refuse to confirm any Biden judge picks and basically run out the clock on behalf of his shitty self. He'll want a full NK 'GREAT LEADER' style parade in January though. Honestly, go for it. Reasoning? All those people 'lose' the jobs they are currently in whether they were just re-elected or still had plenty of time left, those spots require new elections to fill those spots making those spots suddenly very very shaky for all those R's that were running on ignorance during the main election in areas where people are suddenly realizing what 'tariffs' really are, and when baby inevitably has a temper tantrum and starts tossing people out of his Big Mac-induced orbit - they have no jobs.

I think those people are going to end up requiring that speak-n-spell buttons be added to grocery store shelves to tell them that dairy = milk. Might have to add a cow noise too just to be safe.

Oh yeah, I'm waiting for all the usual purges to start again and I wonder if genders and heritage are going to be blamed out loud this time. Very best people and all that.

I guess it's safe to assume that the time to pretend to care about pets is officially over. I'd feel sorry for all the idiots that ran out to spend time and money on 'P'Nut' merch but most of those thought $100 for a hat made in China for ten cents on behalf of a so-called billionaire was a very good deal.

^^^^ The vow was deporting millions almost immediately, not just a handful. And they've already declared that literally everyone here who is 'undocumented' is a criminal and that the military will be used to round those 'criminals' up. The Orange Clown probably won't even realize the actual extent of his stupidity until he flies into Mar-A-Lago for his third overpriced golf vacation of the month on the taxpayers' dime and all the help is gone.

Like Orange Cat won't figure something out.

I've seen a quote/meme floating around that I agree with 100% that basically covers this particular load of crap. 'If you get a fancy coffee at $5 per 5 days a week, that's $25 a week. So if you decide to stop getting that fancy coffee and save that money instead, you'll save $100 a month, that's $1200 a year. In ten years, you'll have saved $12000. Which is still no where near the hell enough to buy a house. Enjoy your coffee instead - it's what's getting you through things now.' As for anyone that thinks there's a 'peace deal' in the works for Ukraine/Russia guess again. Any such 'deal' will consist of Ukraine being given 24 hours to submit info that Joe Biden is secretly the Lex Luthor of Europe and stole the 2020 election from the Great Lard followed by all funding being pulled regardless of what the answer to that demand is so that Putin can finish cleansing the land and Princess Tinyhands can get a hotel named after him in Moscow.

me - welp, my sense of smell is completely gone now. devil flerkin - *runs to the litter box and does a 10 pound ass blast from a 5 pound frame me - I'M NOT DEAF!

[ but yes, Odin is correct - salt it ]

Must be a really slow day in dumpsternews land if they went full out on him. For all anyone really knows [ devil's advocate time ], the voices in his head told him the only way to draw attention to the mental health crisis was to be as extreme as possible about it because that was his personal cause when he wasn't spiraling. If any Drumpf supporters had offed themselves after the 2020 election [ idiots on the Capital on Jan 6th need not apply ], would that have made major news? Or just been left at a local level? We already know that when they go on a shooting rampage, all that happens is 'thoughts and prayers' and comments that shootings happen, learn to deal with it.

It's not necessarily 'wrong' to celebrate the death of someone horrible. It's wrong if you make it a national holiday to revisit the 'joy' of someone horrible finally going to hell. Think of it like the thread that popped up when Pat Robertson finally took that bobsled ride to the firey side. People showed up, posted their horrible memes, said good riddance and now that thread is floating around somewhere unbothered by new posts because its not worth it.

Haley is back on the boards because she was the only one that could get his pants to not show the diaper before he'd go in front of the media and shit himself. I'm waiting to see Burgum get the brush off he deserves. He's supposedly in the running for 'a half dozen' different cabinet positions which honestly translates for me as 'you have no real obvious skills at anything so we'll list a bunch of crap to see if you'll give piggy shitzenpants more money before we forget you actually exist'.

Yeah, but it has no 'I'll let you warm your feet in my buttcrack' or 'I sometimes dress up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick'.

If it makes anyone feel better, large chunks of those demographics will be lost to both parties if any of Drumpf's wishlist items are passed alongside the sort of wishlist item certain other members of his cult want. Can't vote if you've been swept up and tossed into a concentration camp/'deported' for not looking 'American' or if all your rights have been pulled because your gender now requires a master to give you marching orders. Third possibility - Fatboy goes tits up but his higher level cult members immediately canonize him and claim that he's personally left a million notes for the running of the country for the next 100 years that will be 'revealed' when needed. Since he's on the record as wanting to get rid of the Constitution because it hurts his fee-fees, will be a dictator on day one, and people will 'never have to vote again', there's that possibility of those able to survive his stench using it to stay in charge of things.

A cybertruck?

Somewhere there is a large lumpy overcoat with a mustache attached to it just waiting to be moved to grave in a golf course...

I'm dealing with an intermittent 103'F fever right now and was posting something from a thumb-twaddle device instead of the computer before turning over and twitching for a couple of hours. I'm doing the slightly lucid thing right now so you'll have to bare with me. In my mind I was referring to this editorial attachment more than anything - 'Absolutely disgusting to see this kind of thing in Europe. Its sadly not a surprise though. There have been warnings for years about the rising tide of antisemitism and Islamist teachings in Europe. This is what happens when that goes unchecked.' To me this seems like saying that if the 'others' are in an area [ in this case Muslims in Europe ] that automatically means anti-something - in this case antisemitism. Did these dipshits target Jewish fans? Yes. They probably attacked a few non-Jewish people in the process because the point of being that type of dipshit is to create as much chaos as possible.

In the news, soccer hooligans go after each other and it's totally racial.

And....it's not the flu. It's covid. This sucks.

Too much stress in the air and now I've got a nasty case of the flu. The kitten is trying to make me feel better but she's a face hugger. I need to breath, flerkin!

I think that everyone is too optimistic that he'd just wander into the sunset on his own if promised a pardon from his VP. One of the many horrible 'firsts' he'll do is pardon himself of all the things to ensure that everyone thinks he's so great and powerful. And then he'll see how much other horrible shit he can executive twit at 3a because of that whole 'total immunity' debacle unless the 'No Kings Act' gets passed between now and January. Which is unlikely since they've defrosted McConnell to do the usual 'we aren't going to do a single thing that gives those dems an advantage!' shtick.