katt_goddess

Save on explosives. Grave Digger takes the dirt ramp! Lands on a WankPanzer! *BOOM - Grave Digger hits the roof of whatever indoor auditorium they are trashing/crowd goes wild

I saw that and my first thought was fine, if that's your argument - that only liars, thieves and fraudsters will complain if their money disappears - then we should freeze all your accounts for at least a month...or two...or more and see if you scream. Seniors getting those checks aren't enjoying a $3M golf vacation every weekend, they are paying bills on a very fixed income. What does anyone expect from the Party of Pedophiles?

The 'set fire to the shitmobiles' has officially hit near me. Should I disappear know that I didn't go willingly, I likely took out a few people in the process [ self-defense, it's a thing ], and I'd probably do that again but I wasn't the one[ s ] that are doing it. I've just been flipping them off knowing full well they have cameras.

Odin is gonna git it.

Isn't influencing, intimidating and trying to stop the President's policies EXACTLY the game as usual for trumplicans whenever there's a democrat in the office? Ending with an actual storming of the Capital, a bunch of hillbilly cultists going to jail and then being blanket pardoned only for some of them to immediately start shit again? If you want to rewrite the rules, fine, but we're going to make them retroactive, label your asses domestic terrorists and use your asses as examples.

I still flip them off. Although I may or may not slap a magnetized bumpersticker on one. Turns out that yes, those flaming dumpsters are magnetic. But magnets corrode the ever loving crap out of them. How shitty does your car have to be to turn into an acid painting if a magnet lands on it for any length of time?

Close. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick went on Faux Noise and told people to totally buy stock in Tesla because it'll never be this low again! Because that's totally not a violation of ethics or anything.

Quick, buy stock in Gorilla Glue! And then sell it as soon as the WankPanzers are released back into the wilds.

Dark_Cloud_Overhead covered most of it. The other parts have to do with the office of president has the right to terminate someone in certain departments but they are supposed to be required to give a full and justifiable reason for doing so to Congress with a 30 day period of review during which, I assume, that individual is either still allowed to work or is out on paid leave. With some of these people, they were all but chased out of their offices at gunpoint and barely allowed to collect their own personal things.

Other countries are being told to not travel to the US or to do so at their own risk as there have been numerous incidents where foreign visitors - legally here - have been grabbed by ICE and hauled away. No reason given. We are the country on the watchlist now. Wonder how much he'll claim Biden did it when this summer's tourist money doesn't happen.

WankPanzer might be my new favorite word-of-the-moment.

Fun fact - he cancelled his book tour because people online were saying bad things about him and planning to say bad things to him at his tour stops.

I thought it was the 'Gulf of America"? That's not international waters! It says America right in the title! There are videos of his great winning streak currently circulating. They are as awful as you think they are. My kitten does a better job.

Dude, for the record I probably would too. Just because I should know better doesn't always mean I do better. I once made something with freezer butter that turned out had expired 4 years ago. Do not recommend.

Venture Brothers. Henchman 24 died when his Nissan Stanza blew up.

We were supposed to get up to 7 inches of snow after a night of rain that turned to ice. I could hear ice pellets smacking the window at 6a yesterday but when I finally got up, it wasn't snowing and really didn't deliver jack crack all day. It's just been super cold and windy all weekend. I feel gipted.

If you die in a tornado tonight, you'll still be expected at work on Monday.

Getting blown up trapped in a powder blue Nissan Stanza. Why he buckled up in a parked car no one will ever know.

No, the real lesson learned would have been if you had decided to say screw it and ate it anyway. You'd be posting from the porcelain perch then.

Sounds like it went from being a happy fatty food to a weight loss drug in 24 hours.

Oh ye gods, please DO THAT! Banning porn is actually in Project 2025 anyway but I feel like people didn't bother to pay enough attention to know that and it's inclusion is going to be overshadowed by the tsunami of other worse dumb shit. Canada killing porn access immediately would just be great - you could watch to see who suddenly starts crying about how tariffs are bad that was a super fan just a week ago. Also, this should be the Nope Screen -

Well, now you made Scoob cry.

I was being semi-sarcastic. We all know that neither of those two f*ckwits take responsibility for anything if that anything is seen as negative. I am honestly waiting for the world's biggest piggy to realize that as long as he thinks he's king, he could seize all Husk's crap and either deport or disappear him to the middle of nowhere. And large chunks of his own admittingly shitty cabinet probably wouldn't even manage a Willy Wonka 'No. Wait. Stop.' comment. Send him to Germany. I hear he's about to lose his massive cyberplant there for lack of payments. And being an active speaker for the new Hitler youth group there isn't going to keep him safe. Not even if he covered his entire body with fetus-shields.

It'll be 'given back to the states to decide' and then it will just be only whatever the reddest, dumbest state wants since the serial adulterer is very serious about serious marriage or some such shit.

So is he saying that he's totally off limits but go ahead and hunt down his minions?