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katt_goddess

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  1. OKC is a dating site. It attracts enough shitheads like you that privacy in conversations is a necessity. But don't worry. I'm sure the mods there get to read every dumb shit thing you send out which means you're already living the dream of others reading your shit that aren't part of your 'convos' .
  2. Happy early Mabon to you too, ya freak.
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  4. I've been sitting on this forever! He's always a Joker. Always.
  5. I don't think the contract had expired. And I don't see Comedy Central ponying up big bucks to snap it up like they did with Futurama and King of the Hill. I think it's just been put on the shelf for now [ or maybe it'll go into circulation on TBS ] . It's a background noise ratings show and might return at some point just for filler. I think they are trying to recapture some of their earlier lightening by returning to their own original classics and needed the room for that.
  6. If it's an honest pawn shop, they will sit on something for maybe a few days but you'll have to get that report done ASAP. If it's a pawn shop that deals with 'regulars' without ever questioning where they are getting things, you might be screwed but again, a police report would shake the worms a little.
  7. They aren't going to hire you for voiceover work. People already bitch about the screaming Asta voice and you sound like you are about to piss yourself constantly.
  8. Honestly, being closed on Sundays is the only good thing going for them. Most of their clients need a day off from the fast food [too bad they'll just drive to a BK. Or McD. Or Wendy's. Or DQ. Or....] .
  9. I have the same problem at Jimmy John's. Before I'm even through the door I'm greeted with 'Beach with pickles!' Only been to Chick-fil-a once because I was starving and wanted hot breakfast on the way to work without having to go a few blocks out of the way for a McD's grease bag [Chick-fil-a is a straight shot between home and work]. The weird little bite-sized hashbrowns were fun. Otherwise I tend to avoid the place like the plague. When they first opened, the smell of rancid chicken grease was overpowering and the lines went all the way to the dang mall turn off. The lines have died down slightly but the smell remains, even in winter.
  10. New Jersey will extradite dipshits for pedophilia charges. I'm in a state where your garbage posts are presentable as proof of attempts to corrupt minors for sexual gratification, especially since you've claimed and posted pics of you supposedly in the employ of a school system. How would you like to explain to a cellie named Wanda Buff that it was all play-acting? Because I'm sure we can make that happen and it gets plenty cold around here. Plenty of time to make that new friend while dealing with the paperwork.
  11. The only reason for doing math on your own time is boredom.
  12. First thought And now I'm stuck in youtube...
  13. Eww, don't do that to me. I still have a shard of the original glass on the book case. It's a piece featuring the crotch of the bobo virginanus.
  14. The 2500 calories or else is a myth. Everyone is different depending on their age, gender, and activity levels. In order to determine your basal metabolic rate : Men = 66 + (6.23 x weight in pounds) + (12.7 x height in inches) - (6.8 x age in years) Women = 65 + (4.35 x weight in pounds) + (4.7 x height in inches) - (4.7 x age in years) This is the amount of calories you need to live without moving a muscle. Basically, this is you as a houseplant. To find out how much you need to actually do stuff, think honestly about your exercise levels. Taking your exercise levels into consideration, look below and multiply your BMR accordingly: little to no = 1.2 light 1-3 days a week = 1.375 moderate 3-5 days a week = 1.55 intense 6-7 days a week = 1.725 extreme wtf 6-7 days a week = 1.9 The result is the basic amount you should be taking in to maintain a weight. If you want to lose weight, you then burn more calories than you take in.
  15. If I knew that, I'd be a god damn hero to so many people with eating issues that still want tits.
  16. If you are talking about the shot glass that duzi started, it was specifically stated in the rules to not do that. The original one eventually did break after circling the countryside for years / thousands of miles and a second one that WS had sent her went out in it's place. It was lost when it went to a member on the list who experienced monetary difficulties and then fell off the planet, possibly having lost their internet connection. If you are talking about a second attempt that was being started up on nodebb and moved to the early start of unevenedge, I'm not sure if that was ever a rule.
  17. Such a putz. My daily tends to be around 920, give or take. Today has been admittedly higher because I needed a frappe or else. Pick something that fills you up but is low cal and live on that for a bit?
  18. Swamp / gravel pit turtles were the only ones I had growing up too. Sometimes a truck would accidentally drive over one and I'd take them in for a bit until their cracked shell was better. And occasionally you'd upturn the dirt in the garden in spring and find someone who hadn't quite woke up yet. Wild turtles know how much they need to binge on in order to survive the winter and then dig a hole. Tame turtles have a steady food supply so they never quite click over to feast-for-famine mode. Tame turtles will just keep eating.
  19. And that didn't last long. And now I'm sleepy. ORDER OF THE TRIAD REPRESENT!
  20. Her name was Linda, not Brenda.
  21. Red Bull from a shot glass. Pinkie extended like a boss.
  22. Turtles will bury themselves in the ground and hibernate just like frogs and toads when in the wild. But if they've been 'domesticated' [ as much as can be expected with turtles ] , they lack the ability to store up enough fats to take on a full hibernation cycle. Ziper would starve to death / freeze if put out in the wild.
  23. Turtle rescue site. Just tell them you know how to get rid of a tortoise but this thing knows how to swim.
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