Opium

You tryin to tell me you don't take a bite?? Word up, pal. That's your issue right there. You gonna be alone unless you take chances.

Love ain't all its cracked up to be, Lasty. Can you believe that some girls don't like they ass ate? What kinda love is that? I mean, what kinda *world* is this where girls stoppin boys from eatin they ass? I say we stick to the tequila, fellas.

Stay home and watch porn.

Now that corner will be used as a time out for when you've been a bad lil kitty cat. Of course, its past usage as a place of access will cause a psychotic schism to manifest in your mind. Soon you won't remember if you're in the corner or out of the corner. In fact, you could be in the corner right now. You'll never really know.

While exploring the sex dungeon they come across a chained up sex dragon, which was once just an iguana but was turned into a dragon after an evil sex wizard jizzed on it

No, because I'm not elderly. I've had the luxury of media.

Why is your cum black

Rapist ghosts. Ghosts that rape, I mean. Not ghosts of rapists who were once alive.

Ebony & Ivory. The pair that helps Dante slay demons and party.

I was replying to the OP. You knowing women who do certain things is not an accurate representation of an entire gender, nor does it have any substantial cultural context. Macho male aggressiveness is a certified phenomenon, though Me Too is more a movement pinpointing sexual assault in general. When people say "Men" they do not mean every individual man on earth -- they mean this concept of Man that exists that dictates that a man should 'be a man' and do what that entails, which often involves aggression; and is also an image of male dominance in the workplace and influence through power. When they address individual men (who haven't abused), it isn't to damn them. It's to get them to recognize that this exists and to help combat it.

Mass gender generalizations aren't good, but in this case, I think you're misinterpreting the movement. Women didn't do this to you. Sally did, or whatever her name is, and there is no cultural evidence to support that women are wholly aggressive, nor are they often placed above men in the workplace. It's more pointed towards the cultural identity of the aggressive male than just the humans with a penis.

I do this but with mayonnaise.

You tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it doesn't even matter. One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try. Deep down inside mmm hmm mm the pendulum swings, watch the time fly as the pendulum swings

My Friend's Hot Mom, Tushy, Nubile, BLACKED, CockNinja Studios, Girls Do Porn (though they sketchy), MILFHUNTER, and CineMax.

gorgeous udders

Shame this isn't the cover, tho

2017 started off quite promising for me. I went back to school with confidence and I did well, made an effort to talk to people and be more vulnerable and accepting, and also battled depression on my own with an altered mindset about life and my purpose and 'ideal self.' I quit my job and coasted on the money I saved up so I could focus on school and recording music, but I ended up doing very little of the latter. In fact, after the end of school and start of summer, I started spiraling -- started loathing everything and myself and all my shortcomings at 24. I found it hard to do anything. I stayed in bed for extended lengths and didn't go outside. There was nothing specific ailing me except this pervasive sense of failure, and it still nags at me. My overall sense of self and who I think I am are at stake. But a lot of good things happened this year. I met my girlfriend, traveled by plane for the first time, went on a road trip with my dad, and watched a lot of great films and television shows. Objectively I have a lot to be thankful for and in my weakest moments I try to reflect on these and appreciate them fully. in 2018 I hope to more fully accept and enjoy, in a sense, the impermanence of things. I hope to become a better and stronger person, though right now I am at my weakest. anyways yea, 2017 was so-so

Are you gonna trust a man climbing a tree in fear of battle or the man who's jumping in with a weaponized candy cane and golden ball?

Only one man can end the war: Kirk Cameron.

I just started watching tonight. I'm on Episode 6. It's decent enough. It's not great and I wish they didn't just ignore Army of Darkness but whatev. Enjoying it for the Campbell.

Have you ever broken a pair of headphones? Scratch that -- this is about *my* headphones, not yours, you...you....sexy bastard. I can't even remember what I was pulling them up for, but I wasn't aware that I was sitting on the cord, and I pulled the cord with my ass acting as a restraint. I suppose I pulled the wire out of the socket, but no amount of twisting or turning has returned the left ear to function, so who's to say. I've been recording and in a good stride of creation, too, which makes the loss more affecting and shocking. I've had them for a good long while though, and for that the brand and 'phones still have my respect. I just wanted to share this pain. Type it out, if you will. Love you all, xoxoxo

I miss the headphones I broke a couple of hours ago.

Fuck this Secret Santa gift givin what have you. Empty ur pockets, folks. Time to put all the money in my paypal. Trynna get wet out here if you know what I mean and I've got half a mind to put y'all on blast for it. Thought I was a good boy, eh? Thought I was comin' in all good natured-like with eggnog and shit? Fuck you, I ain't playin, pussies. It's Christmas and Daddy's gonna get paid and y'alls footin the bill. Cough it up or I'mma start givin you succc with a hundred pounds of lead

Yeah no. Dark is nothing like Stranger Things. Never understood how people could find subs annoying. It's really not hard to read and maintain a visual on what's going on.