Mix

I have a great idea for a screen play. I think it's right up your alley. It's a prequel to the sixth sense. It's called The Fifth Sense. It's about a scientist named Dolph Lundgren, played by Dolph Lundgren, who can smell crime. Waddya think?

GIT

Buena suerte

You have friends? You're the writer in the crew?

I put up with a lot

hehe, that's cute.....your name's what I say it is Also, I'm gonna need you to wear this costume

Would you take a Dr. Pepper? ok ok, I can do the coke, but your stage name has to be Dr. Pepper....

Depends, I've never negotiated with a stripper before, am I allowed to haggle or is that bad form?

I don't think they celebrate birthdays on apocalypse, but happy birthday anyway Darkseid

Happy birthday, Renji Now I can't seem to find a male stripper who will do the gig over zoom, but, now here me out, @That_One_Guy hasn't performed in months and I'm pretty sure at this point he'll do anything in front of a crowd

I don't have the kinda job where they'd be kewl with me taking naps in the bathroom. Must be nice though

In a little while i'll have all the coins i'll ever need

A wise man once said "time is money and the reaper knows the budget" I don't know what it means, but it sounds kewl

You have three hours to live. I think that answers all your questions.

greetings from the future

Do you know where your soul is?

It will be on the test

Alright, all we need now is a sample of your DNA and we'll get to work on your replacement Miss...uhh..Fire....stone

One six dollar moderator or six one dollar moderators I can't decide why do I always find myself in these situations It's Tijuana all over again But at least this time it's me who has the penicillin resistant gonorrhea

Power cannot corrupt what has already been corrupted! Mix 2020! All campaign contributions will be spent on drugs! All abuses of power once in office will be directed towards @molarbear

Scotty 2 Hotty

It's all about that real pussy

UPDATE: These are the results of the investigation so far. A yet unkown outside party gained access to several accounts, mine included, through a person on staff here at unevenedge. Unfortunately the email exchanges show that staff member to be @katt_goddess Further info to follow