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Mix

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  1. Of course ya would....it's a 3am idea.....it's best consumed around the hour of it's conception.... I got a million of 'em
  2. I have a great idea for a screen play. I think it's right up your alley. It's a prequel to the sixth sense. It's called The Fifth Sense. It's about a scientist named Dolph Lundgren, played by Dolph Lundgren, who can smell crime. Waddya think?
  3. GIT
  4. Buena suerte
  5. You have friends? You're the writer in the crew?
  6. I put up with a lot
  7. hehe, that's cute.....your name's what I say it is Also, I'm gonna need you to wear this costume
  8. Would you take a Dr. Pepper? ok ok, I can do the coke, but your stage name has to be Dr. Pepper....
  9. Depends, I've never negotiated with a stripper before, am I allowed to haggle or is that bad form?
  10. I don't think they celebrate birthdays on apocalypse, but happy birthday anyway Darkseid
  11. Happy birthday, Renji Now I can't seem to find a male stripper who will do the gig over zoom, but, now here me out, @That_One_Guy hasn't performed in months and I'm pretty sure at this point he'll do anything in front of a crowd
  12. I don't have the kinda job where they'd be kewl with me taking naps in the bathroom. Must be nice though
  13. In a little while i'll have all the coins i'll ever need
  14. Mix

    It's 2am

    A wise man once said "time is money and the reaper knows the budget" I don't know what it means, but it sounds kewl
  15. Mix

    It's 2am

    You have three hours to live. I think that answers all your questions.
  16. Mix

    It's 2am

    greetings from the future
  17. Mix

    It's 2am

    Do you know where your soul is?
  18. It will be on the test
  19. Alright, all we need now is a sample of your DNA and we'll get to work on your replacement Miss...uhh..Fire....stone
  20. One six dollar moderator or six one dollar moderators I can't decide why do I always find myself in these situations It's Tijuana all over again But at least this time it's me who has the penicillin resistant gonorrhea
  21. Power cannot corrupt what has already been corrupted! Mix 2020! All campaign contributions will be spent on drugs! All abuses of power once in office will be directed towards @molarbear
  22. It's all about that real pussy
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