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I would prefer you give me a very fast car with no top, cocaine, a tape recorder for special music, and Acapulco shirts. Get me out of LA for at least forty eight hours. Blows your weekend because naturally you're going to have to come with me.

Watch it with me

I'm pretty heavily invested

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look, like.....I know, ok..................but my vision is like wayyy better now and you can't argue with results

Oh no, this doesn't apply to you you can have 'em all, baby cakes

I can't afford both. oh, and cable. Rent, dignity, or cable. Can't afford all three. what? SHELTER AND ENTERTAINMENT ARE ALL THAT MATTER!!! YOU CAN BLOCK EVERYTHING ELSE OUT WITH THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF DRUGS AND THERAPY!!! SHIT! OK, THIS IS THE LAST TIME! RENT, DIGNITY, CABLE, DRUGS, OR THERAPY!!! I CAN'T AFFORD THEM ALL!!! THIS JOKE IS STARTING TO NOT BE A JOKE!!!!!

Happy birthday

If you too have never seen this movie, please offer your takes on what is happening here. I always wondered why they were cheering her on for going to pound out a quickie during her lunch break, but never cared enough to look it up

Happy birthday

why? i'm learning a lot Brad Pitt's stock has plummeted Martha Stewart's stock has never been higher Model trophy wives of millionaires are women "YOU" can get and I'm not the only one who thinks Danny Devito's working with a lil sumn sumn

Out with the old, in with the new I here ya, Vamped

...but they never adapted to being clubbed over the head. The old ways are the best ways. This message brought to you by The RNC and Conservatives of America. We're not racists, they just vote for us almost exclusively for some reason. Also Blockbuster video. Blockbuster, we're still here, we're just biding our time.

with benefits?

It didn't come up, but you can venture a guess

I had a conversation with a room full of women (I was the only man) who told me they did not give a fuck if the rumors about Shemar Moore were true in this area....I probed as much as I dared, but in the end I was satisfied that they meant what they said....you CAN out pretty the need for a star attraction between your legs

I honestly did not even once consider this.... Honestly don't even fully believe in the concept of a willing cuck.... But hey, if he is, this has got to be a big get for him....I mean porn has lead me to believe you wanna go bigger and blacker in this arena, but toned, pretty and famous probably works too

Your girl showing up with Brad Pitt has got to be the best way I mean, it's a wrap for you, but the scenario is just so funny you can't be mad

It's a lot more thorough than I would have thought

The first twenty seconds kills me....also the ending

Look, there are pokemon on Dragon Ball Super. No one said a thing. Why? 'cause if ya start asking questions, it all comes down....the whole shabang

Tom and Jerry was one of my favorite cartoons of all time and I still remember this scene to this day.