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How come that doesn't happen more often? Not just to me, but in general. I don't see girls grabbing asses with the same frequency as guys do. Which is odd because not only do they appreciate a good ass, but the range of responses they have to look forward to is positive to neutral. Rarely negative.

I got a friend with some connections....I think I can get you a tranquilizer dart gun, but the darts are going to be from like a zoo, sooo, idk, just shoot 'em in the leg....if darts are anything like bullets, that should reduce the efficacy.....if not, it's gonna be a long nap >.>

where do you shamefully eat your junk food?

...to be the level of out of shape that you can get away with

Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck The references weren't quite as dark 10 to go...

I....have some warm junior mints in my pants pocket will that do?

What part of the world is this? Is that a buffalo or a were-cow? What is stopping this thing from turning around and unleashing hell? Not nut shots, it takes those like a champ >.>

Everyone pretends they don't like you, but that's only because their puritanical views make it hard to accept that a whore is doing better than them in life. Happy birthday! Keep doing your thing, girl! (speaking of which, it's been a while since you dropped some nudes on us, just sayin')

Here me out. I have come to believe that we are in a mental institution. Don't do or say anything to tip them off. This "message board" is not real. None of this is real.

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It's probably for the best. I tried it once. It did not go well. Her grandma walked in first......with her dog.....a lot of licking followed........I couldn't stop her.....the dog just left the room, he was so disgusted

Yo, I don't even know what that thing is

three words solve all your problems Whip.Cream.Bikini

No worries. I learned in the boy scouts that nothing is more important than warmth. That's why we always had a body heat buddy when we went camping. I was lucky because I always got scout leader Vito and he was so big he had plenty of warmth to share.

I think your next move has to be calculated yet passionate, subtle yet bold, prudent yet pathological...... yeah, you need to fuck him (wait for it) AND HER....separately.....and sit back and wait for them to find out 😈

Yeah, I guess I could do that

She's a nice old lady...don't make this dirty....uuuuhhh it's in my head now