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Actually, they never registered with me. My mind deals with it the same way most people deal with the middle east. It's happening somewhere else. They'll figure it out. I'm gonna go make a sandwich.

...at a Goth Night Club where he is now being accused of sexual harassment. Honestly, I was surprised. You'd think at a place like that it would be sexual assault at the minimum. Thank goodness Silicon Valley already ended. All you can hope for now is that your shows run their course before somebody fucks up. Or, I guess, you could make the best of it and just start taking bets on who in the cast is most likely to be the one and what they're most likely going to be caught doing. Cannibalism would have gotten great odds before recent developments.

wow....man, nobody gave a shit, huh....I didn't hear a thing well, I guess it's good to know the mass shootings will be there whenever the news cycle needs them

You're gonna have to add an option D) Bleeding out

Yeah, being emotionally stunted does have it's perk....singular

After I smoke a blunt, I eat the roach. Does that count?

I can't remember any. No one ever talks about the good things that came from the pandemic.

...and one of them quickly gets married to the very next person they date....you definitely, trust me on this, want to be in the room when the other person finds out It's like watching the origin story of a super villain.

They cast you perfectly....flip flops to hike....you comedians take things too far

Happy birthday

It's so obvious

Happy birthday you my nikka, Neko

everyone references the same scene....where the dude is clinking glasses and telling the warriors to come out of the closet and be gay....it's fine, it's an ok scene, but one scene does not a movie make

I have never watched The Warriors and I don't think any one else has.

I mean, if you have to constantly remind people... You don't see coal miners doing that >.>

Madame's need better PR

they do indeed... feminists?

Take out the A...just 'Good Pimp' #SeanParkered

Did rap music lie to me?

this is an actual existing app...

That's going to require different music

Don't wake her up....go through her purse....find her ID 👍

If only

"and where do I find the second person," said men everywhere I could totally write for SNL