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You're finally going to do it, huh? Stupid job was holding you back, but now you can finally do what you should have done months ago. Try to take over the world Run for the office of President of these sometimes United States. You got my vote.

I'm waiting on the cable internet guy.

A random beginning for a random saying...kinda fitting

Everybody calls me Ace. It's short for Acehole.

Fantastic, get a hold of them and ask them why a quarter? This seems like a question only creeps and historians would know the answer to. And we're not a group of people that would know any historians.

What else do you imagine they threw?

What was sheets? You can bounce a quarter off sheets? You can bounce sheets off an ass? That makes even less sense.

We'll put this on the board as our current most likely reason.

How did that become the standard?

I forgot who taught me this. I used to peel from the stem, but someone told me to squeeze and peel from the node at the other end because that's how chimps do it. It works better. Chimps know their bananas.

huh, I do tend to go out more when it's warmer. And it goes without saying that I am an idiot. You might be on to something here.

Don't cry for me Argentina

I did not expect this thread to go the route it did. lmao, dad's ain't shit.

Every year he gives me the evil eye when I take down my Christmas decorations. Like this morning, I was like, "chill out, I'll put them back up in a couple of months." He seemed more confused than angry after that.

I was being sarcastic

Yeah, super powered kids are not just cool, they're probably easier to raise.

Hot tub streams on twitch are like a party, yes, but it's still a job. You'll see

Seriously, even Dorian Grey was like, "that's a weird ass painting." It looks like someone tried to destroy it and it ate them. It looks like a horror movie of the british empire directed by Jim Jarmusch. It looks like the ghost of Princess Diana had her period directly on it.

No, it isn't linked to anything else.

Google just randomly locked me out of my gmail. It keeps asking to send a verification code to my cellphone, but the number it has is very old. It's not giving me any other options and the recovery info page google has is useless. Am I just fucked right now?

They charge money? I thought the whole point was fighting evil.

I've gotta find a home for this guy. Anybody interested?