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Trump is the Chairface Chippendale of our universe. By that I mean he is as formidable as he is ridiculous.

I just want you all to know it's your fault. Everybody with their dumb jokes, making fun of The Rock when he floated that idea. "haha, I guess we had a rich president, so why not try a strong president." Well, now all you get is different flavors of old president.

Just think, there's a universe where The Rock is president. Lucky bastids

I love The Lion King, but that scene took something from me. There is a clear delineation of my childhood pre and post this movie.

Do football games usually end that suddenly? It seemed like even the announcers weren't prepared for that last play. You'd think, if it was the play that would decide it all, there would be more focus on it.

Omg, you should get some tests done, @GuyBeardmane You know who you resemble. somebody cheated on somebody

That tracks. Frank had more chemistry with Chong Li than he did with that place holder character they had as his love interest.

says who?

Yeah

That's your grandparents telling you how they met.

That sounded right to me, but I just tried to look that up and it said trucks don't usually have crumple zones because they usually sit higher than most cars. They're apparently required to be built with a stronger than normal front end to pass safety inspections.

I saw a Ford and a Dodge get into a head on collision. The Dodge had its front destroyed, but the Ford barely had a scratch. How? Also, why is this not in Ford commercials?

I told that used tampon to mind his god damn business. Then I felt bad, apologized, and told him about my relationship with my dad. It was very cathartic. I understand now why therapists use puppets. It's not just so they don't leave fingerprints when they molest you.

I got a fun idea for you. Start an OnlyFans.

and i'll throw in the soul for free

one soul

where do you get all this energy?

I can't wait to see Trump's next lawyer in action.

I can get behind that. Let's just be honest about why he's on screen.

Is slapping considered rough in the age of internet porn? More like foreplay

Why do people like him so much?

I've been watching a lot of car tuner youtube lately. It's apparently very easy and fun to swap out engines. I'm going to throw out a bunch of letters at you that are apparently engine names: LS, RB, SR, and JZ. Any one of those is good, i'm told. Whole thing should take you about forty, forty five minutes tops, with ad breaks.

Poor Donnie never could remember more than two things. Looking back, I should of just said "drop and roll."