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Fucking shitty shitty place. Fucking owls are huge btw. Fucking can't hear them fly inches above your head. Fucking bear signs all over the place, maybe throw up some owl signs maybe fuck.

Oh, but you don't understand. I use the very best premium duct tape. Made from all natural free range duckt.

something fun

I saw it when I was eleven. I recently re-watched it and realize now that it's not a romantic comedy. I was laughing at scenes that weren't meant to be laughed at. Side note: at the end when she comes to his window and tells him she'll play him one on one for his heart. As a kid I thought that was the coldest line ever. Watching the movie now and seeing that scene as an adult has not changed my mind. Not necessarily because of the line itself, but because...she said that shit to an NBA player. She had no chance. She got dunked on. But she got her man.

I'm holding mine together with tech-tape. (it's duct tape >.>)

Take long Uber rides. Those drivers love to chat and a long enough conversation could result in a new friend........or enemy

I found this old clip that encapsulates how i've perceived the presidential race so far.

You're finally going to do it, huh? Stupid job was holding you back, but now you can finally do what you should have done months ago. Try to take over the world Run for the office of President of these sometimes United States. You got my vote.

I'm waiting on the cable internet guy.

A random beginning for a random saying...kinda fitting

Everybody calls me Ace. It's short for Acehole.

Fantastic, get a hold of them and ask them why a quarter? This seems like a question only creeps and historians would know the answer to. And we're not a group of people that would know any historians.

What else do you imagine they threw?

What was sheets? You can bounce a quarter off sheets? You can bounce sheets off an ass? That makes even less sense.

We'll put this on the board as our current most likely reason.

How did that become the standard?

I forgot who taught me this. I used to peel from the stem, but someone told me to squeeze and peel from the node at the other end because that's how chimps do it. It works better. Chimps know their bananas.

huh, I do tend to go out more when it's warmer. And it goes without saying that I am an idiot. You might be on to something here.

Don't cry for me Argentina

I did not expect this thread to go the route it did. lmao, dad's ain't shit.

Every year he gives me the evil eye when I take down my Christmas decorations. Like this morning, I was like, "chill out, I'll put them back up in a couple of months." He seemed more confused than angry after that.

I was being sarcastic