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I saw it......I guess now we know what would have happened if Khabib got off that bus

I know, but I can't help but reference this scene every chance I get...

hahaha...I didn't think anyone would notice....dude looked like a steroid free kimbo

that's what reddit said

UPDATE! Unfortunately, Kairo Seijuro passed away two years ago. He drowned when his kayak tipped over. His swords were discovered still strapped to the kayak. My man was 'bout that life....he was apparently taking the kayak to an island where he was going to train or something along those lines...poor guy

Clearly it was given to him by the warrior monk shadow ninjas who trained him.....obviously

My man's name is Kairo Seijuro.....I mean why wouldn't it be....birth name i'm certain.... white people live such enchanted lives....xD

No, trust me, i'm an expert in cat face....that one means "i'm going to eat the soft parts of your face when you die" Pro-tip: Every face means they're going to eat you

Thanks, I guess....hey, who knows, maybe this means I can be a lowkey douchebag like you someday (smiley emoji makes it ok that I insulted you for seemingly no reason)

@at

good man

I used to drink....................I mean I still do, but I used to too

it's not something i'm too familiar with and, to be frank, i'm not sure if I like it.... as of now, thankfully, it hasn't affected my drinking, but who knows how things might turn out...

then....what do you have energy for?

funny enough, I always want to go to sleep monday night and wake up Friday morning. I don't like anything very much, but I dislike the weekend less than most things....

oh, for sure she was psyched....it works differently the other way around....she's probably like "oh snap, black guys are wearing these, they MUST be cool"

HAHAHAHAHA....retainer? $1000? You're getting a ham sandwich and cab fare

Nope, it's never too late.....in-fact, you're hired....pick up a copy of Law for Dummies at thrift books for $4.94 and meet me at the Duluth court house next Tuesday....

ok, good news....I checked the rule book and it says nothing about wishing you guys a happy day in general....so, Happy day yous guys

as a personal rule I can only wish one person a "happy birthday" per day.....I'm not a man with many life rules, but the few I have, I follow to the letter....it's not a perfect system, but by god it works.... Unfortunately for the dog and the goth, I've already wished my close personal friend (no need to look into that obviously true statement) Tessa Thompson a happy birthday today...

I carry an -out of order- sign with me at all times for just such an occasion......no one can hear you if no one comes in