Mix

I love happy endings

what? why? bring her back..................yes, you.....go!

quite possible............or certain >.> what do???

And then.....they were??? what happened

well fuck me

I think it's a beautiful animal...very regal and all that

ofcourse they're heavy, unlike these sissy feather light pants.... see what I did there

...then I have to throw up my hands in frustration....what is it that you want

god bless los estados unidos

c'mon ballon guy....you don't decide to try a suzy without throwing back a few...

there in lies the beauty of this plan, my dear Mortimer.........HA, didn't think I knew your name, did ya!? Mortimer P. Winthrope of the Connecticut Winthropes....charmed, I'm sure

Prison, serving a six month term for indecent exposure and lewd and lascivious acts with a chicken sandwich... why, did you miss me? ofcourse ya did...everybody loves Mix...................atleast I hope so, my ego can't take the alternative >.>

it is? man, i'm out of the loop.... yeah, monarch....you should get a suit made

drink till you have the courage to go for it and then keep drinking so that the inevitable failure doesn't hurt so bad.... Best.Advice.Ever

I know what i'm about, son.....a lion doesn't resemble a cougar

I have never been to a zoo, but damn it, if any lion is going to eat me it's not gonna be a pussy from the zoo

...in my dreams I sense my mind is trying to tell me something....but what could it be....nothing ties these dreams together except for these damn lions that I always seem to stumble across....

and yet prosecuting rapists has somehow eluded them....life is hilarious

I see you, big homie

When's your show coming back? GO TEAM VENTURE!!!

I used to dress up in my dad's suits when I was a kid...they still have a framed picture from when they first found me in one...I was drowning in it... attitudes shifted when I thought it'd be a good idea to dress up in my mom's stuff next....I remember it being more fun 'cause there was more to do, what with the make up and all....yuuup, no framed picture of that day >.> the moral of the story is if you are worried about your son's dress up habits, turn around, your daughter is making out with the girl next door....idiots I think i'm gonna get a kilt......to exercise in.....these gym shorts are too constrictive

We can share accounts now? I wouldn't mind sharing bucket's acct....I've been thinking a lot of highly offensive things lately, but I don't want to own my words -_-'