ok, here's what you do...
Step 1: find an inspection place where an african guy works
Step 2: bribe him
Step 3: that's it, that's all you gotta do
Step 4: There is no step four
Step 5: seriously, we're done
Step 6: stop reading these
Step 7: what is wrong with you
Step 8: wtf!
Step 9: it's my fault, I thought you had an ounce of self restraint
Step 10: (gone to make a sandwich, brb)