Mix

that's how you know that there's a good kid....

well that was the general idea behind all of grand da's cure all's.......hard to argue though, man lived to the ripe old age of 93.... Edit: 39 >.>

Disco's kid: "Can I open my eyes now mommy?" Disco: "No yet baby, mommy's still doing what the court mandated therapist said. Internalizing your feelings isn't good for you, remember that." Disco's kid: "ok" Disco: "Now cover your ears, mommy has to externalize her feelings verbally"

old family cure-all....get a cup and fill it with three raw eggs, a pinch of ginger, a double shot of vodka, a hit of sriracha, a dash of turmeric, a triple shot of vodka, mix with spoon and drink.... no need to thank me...

thank the panther god for my heat resistant african genes.... every summer I hear black people complaining and I just laugh inside....because if you can't stand the heat AND you don't know how to swim, I don't know how my american brothers and sisters are going to survive in water world....I'm planning on Costnering my way through global warming

haters will say that

One of god's own prototypes

teach me your ways, master

How often do you do this? Stand up or improv? I've been going to some open mic nights trying work on some bits and it's been hit or miss...I'd like to know more about this shit if you're up for a Q&A

my first thought was, "poor bunny looks lonely.....that bitch better hug that bunny..."

it's not just random things...you can get HPV from clicking on whatever

no worries, no one does average like ol' Mix....and i'm not just talking about my tinder dates

haha, my man was out of breathe...I was a little worried good to be seen, scope....I miss interacting with strangers the way Allah intended

He is the one

Happy birthday Sasha.....now that the alcohol is legal it will never taste the same...

happy birthday

I bet he has all kinds of stories.............most involving pillows, but still interesting

old dude...told me he was a vet....we sparked up a convo when I saw him chug out of a label-less brown liquor bottle...bought him lunch and he shared his booze while telling me his story... main take away...he said "it's either booze or something else, I see it all the time, bandaids everywhere...just gotta remember to use just enough to stop the bleeding...look like an idiot with a bunch of unnecessary bandaids on ya"

like, the butt cheek? cause friendship goes only so far

are they willing to elbow drop a crocodile to save you?

mediocre?