Mix

teach me your ways, master

How often do you do this? Stand up or improv? I've been going to some open mic nights trying work on some bits and it's been hit or miss...I'd like to know more about this shit if you're up for a Q&A

my first thought was, "poor bunny looks lonely.....that bitch better hug that bunny..."

it's not just random things...you can get HPV from clicking on whatever

no worries, no one does average like ol' Mix....and i'm not just talking about my tinder dates

haha, my man was out of breathe...I was a little worried good to be seen, scope....I miss interacting with strangers the way Allah intended

He is the one

Happy birthday Sasha.....now that the alcohol is legal it will never taste the same...

happy birthday

I bet he has all kinds of stories.............most involving pillows, but still interesting

old dude...told me he was a vet....we sparked up a convo when I saw him chug out of a label-less brown liquor bottle...bought him lunch and he shared his booze while telling me his story... main take away...he said "it's either booze or something else, I see it all the time, bandaids everywhere...just gotta remember to use just enough to stop the bleeding...look like an idiot with a bunch of unnecessary bandaids on ya"

like, the butt cheek? cause friendship goes only so far

are they willing to elbow drop a crocodile to save you?

mediocre?

haha I was just kidding....could you imagine

bath salts

everyone has those stories...part of the fun

alright, fuck, i'm going to go eat something....that took entirely too long before I realized it was not an actual alien skull...my mind was doing backflips for a second

cigarettes??? who said anything about cigarettes

is not as pervasive as you might think.......YOU'RE just losing your swiss cheese mind....no worries

eww, hope not