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Mix

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  1. gawwwd, i'm so tempted, but I also don't want any more roads that lead from him to me just in case his act imitates life, y'know....
  2. Is that an option? Like, do you guys know him outside of this place?
  3. WHAT SHOULD MY TWIT HANDLE BE?
  4. you do? Well then you can be my very first follower...will you? will you be a follower of Mix? hahaha, who came up with this follower bullshit....shit's worse than that "friends" crap....I legit heard a mofo saying "I just hit ten thousand followers, shit's lit".....and I thought to myself, "if only he was a cult leader discussing how he is going to sacrifice his ten thousandth acolyte by fire, at least then he would be interesting"
  5. That Italian exchange student that visited my highschool couldn't even say the word "English", but he was apparently fluent in the universal language of love... blowjobs....that's the universal language of love.......blowjobs
  6. I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>
  7. 9 months from now, little Narak ninos will pop up all over Madrid, Toledo, Cordoba, Seville, Granada, Valencia, and Barcelona
  8. you've grown strong over the years.........too strong.......you must be stopped
  9. The other day I took a balloon outside and just let go....watched it sail away into the sky thinking, "go find your master.....and kill him in the name of Darkseid"
  10. @Quackers
  11. Excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse the hell outta me for counting on you as a friend.....now you got my business out in these streets never again, Still Me....you and me, we're done......you can find someone else to mule your Colombian catnip across the boarder
  12. how so? boxing has a rich history of post fight brawls.... better yet, the nba, nfl, mlb, nhl, all have scenes much worse than this
  13. If you re-watch the scene from another angle, you can see he swings on one of Khabib's cornermen who was on the cage calling out to Khabib....that's what triggered his second beat down....they turned their attention to him after that swing
  14. I saw it......I guess now we know what would have happened if Khabib got off that bus
  15. I know, but I can't help but reference this scene every chance I get...
  16. hahaha...I didn't think anyone would notice....dude looked like a steroid free kimbo
  17. that's what reddit said
  18. UPDATE! Unfortunately, Kairo Seijuro passed away two years ago. He drowned when his kayak tipped over. His swords were discovered still strapped to the kayak. My man was 'bout that life....he was apparently taking the kayak to an island where he was going to train or something along those lines...poor guy
  19. Clearly it was given to him by the warrior monk shadow ninjas who trained him.....obviously
  20. My man's name is Kairo Seijuro.....I mean why wouldn't it be....birth name i'm certain.... white people live such enchanted lives....xD
  21. No, trust me, i'm an expert in cat face....that one means "i'm going to eat the soft parts of your face when you die" Pro-tip: Every face means they're going to eat you
  22. Thanks, I guess....hey, who knows, maybe this means I can be a lowkey douchebag like you someday (smiley emoji makes it ok that I insulted you for seemingly no reason)
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