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Another year, another pumpkin spice thread....at this point you have to imagine that people are more sick of the jokes than the actual pumpkin spice...

I'm still waiting for you to text back.....r u down to go skydiving at that place with one star on yelp? Like I said in the text, I think it makes it more of an adrenaline rush...

Come back Poof....I read that thread or parts of it and it wasn't that bad.....ok, I didn't read it.....it was really long and I didn't want to.... but you know what, whoever says they haven't wished death on someone's kids in a fit of anger is lying.......everybody's doin' it In conclusion.....fuck these kids.....wait, no...not fuck them, but you know, fuck 'em....oh craaap, this is not gonna translate well in text....I guess I could just choose not to post th '

@StarPanda @Buddyroe360 @Nabloom

Winter showed up late to work, stumbling drunk from last year, like "sup muffukkass"...

thanks...that seems easy enough

Perfect....make with the teaching

don't ask why I need to learn it....let's just say I have a tendency toward hyperbole, what my therapist prefers to label compulsive lying, and I have to cover my tracks

If you're gonna do it, at least have fun with it....put a glass of water at the base of a tall building and jump off the top while wearing a bathing suit, snorkel, and flippers....

My favorite is when a parody acct has as much or sometimes more engagement than the actual person's acct....

Don't try to change the subject....we want details....Italian orgy details....stop holdin' out on us

Nearly every iteration of Clem Fandango was taken, but I was not to be deterred

I hate Ashton Kutcher so much I could kick a baby.........and then laugh at the first person who overreacts at what I did, while I point to a camera and call him an idiot...

They.....still make tootsie pops?

Dude, my dad used to tell me stories of how his grandfather, my great grandfather, used to go on lion hunts with nothing but traps and random blades...I just want to touch a friendly whale who willingly comes up to my boat....I'm not trying to Steve Irwin this shit

after all the domestic violence calls, the fire calls, the axe murderer calls....I'd be excited to receive a whale call

dude, the whole time I was yelling, "touch it, touch it!!" I legit might have jumped in...what's the worst that could happen....once in a life time experience

The unevenedge twitter acct is the first thing I followed.... BloodHawk and I haven't talked ever since.....that day

happy balloon something something birthday

ok, I did it....accept me as one of you, you bastids.... https://twitter.com/ClemFanDjango

I hear and I obey, my liege This autonomousbagel shall be found and followed.......and upon your word, eliminated FOR DARKSEID!!!