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good man

I used to drink....................I mean I still do, but I used to too

it's not something i'm too familiar with and, to be frank, i'm not sure if I like it.... as of now, thankfully, it hasn't affected my drinking, but who knows how things might turn out...

then....what do you have energy for?

funny enough, I always want to go to sleep monday night and wake up Friday morning. I don't like anything very much, but I dislike the weekend less than most things....

oh, for sure she was psyched....it works differently the other way around....she's probably like "oh snap, black guys are wearing these, they MUST be cool"

HAHAHAHAHA....retainer? $1000? You're getting a ham sandwich and cab fare

Nope, it's never too late.....in-fact, you're hired....pick up a copy of Law for Dummies at thrift books for $4.94 and meet me at the Duluth court house next Tuesday....

ok, good news....I checked the rule book and it says nothing about wishing you guys a happy day in general....so, Happy day yous guys

as a personal rule I can only wish one person a "happy birthday" per day.....I'm not a man with many life rules, but the few I have, I follow to the letter....it's not a perfect system, but by god it works.... Unfortunately for the dog and the goth, I've already wished my close personal friend (no need to look into that obviously true statement) Tessa Thompson a happy birthday today...

I carry an -out of order- sign with me at all times for just such an occasion......no one can hear you if no one comes in

you don't have to say anything, just post a blinking emoji if you're being held hostage

I was super psyched about them and, no joke, first day I wear them out there was a forty something white lady shopping with her kids who passes me in the cereal aisle and says "heyyy, great minds think alike" and I turn to see her modeling her shoes for me........same.damn.pair of adidas..... I walked out of there bare foot, sans groceries....I gotta keep these things looking mint so I can return them....If I didn't blow my shoe budget on them i'd set them on fire...

The crown isn't the only hat worn at court....I wasn't trying to say he's a headliner.....I'm content with the jester's cap on his head.... I discovered adult swim when I was 14 years old and I can tell you I had no idea what I was watching when the room came on, but with no outside influence I knew whatever this was, it was awesome...and this is all before drugs and alcohol which make it a completely different movie... I'm not trying to change your mind, just saying this guy's creation has a unique value for the people that appreciate it

You're limiting your view of talent....there are actors that won Oscars who haven't provided their audiences with even half of the joy that Wiseau has, intentional or not...

he walks it like he talks it like he "acts" it

Neil Breen is a treasure....truly a master of whatever it is that he does.......Wiseau couldn't carry his water

...or an idiot

ok, here's what you do... Step 1: find an inspection place where an african guy works Step 2: bribe him Step 3: that's it, that's all you gotta do Step 4: There is no step four Step 5: seriously, we're done Step 6: stop reading these Step 7: what is wrong with you Step 8: wtf! Step 9: it's my fault, I thought you had an ounce of self restraint Step 10: (gone to make a sandwich, brb)

you ever notice, in torn down neighborhoods, the flowers still grow in the same parts of the garden each season.... it's a profoundly sad scene...

thank gawd i deleted my saturday thread right after I made it....dodged this crapshoot

it would be an honor