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a toddler out-ran you for half a mile I would have never admitted that.....that's something you take to the grave >.>

Me: That black baby is way faster than that white baby. It doesn't even look like he's trying, that's his cruising speed.

Is it because all the men you loved were married to your best friend? 'Cause Lois was married to his best friend....

yeah, 'cause that always stops people

Hey, you're my height....I don't know why I thought you were tiny >.> I pre-prep meals to keep track of caloric intake...regular shit like grilled chicken, beef, steamed vegetables....each container is labeled with the approximate nutrients of the food inside....makes things easy on the day to day.....I've got like six meals a day, but I can eat more if I feel I need it....

Oh no, I remember this.....But what i'm saying is, where was the mob of haters that usually descends on women in this situation? People saw what happened, it was in the news, then it went away....

I must of totally missed that, because I didn't hear a thing

oohhh, five guys....i'm so hungry That's the down side of my situation, I can eat as much as I want, but they're all pre-prep meals....I don't eat fast food....at least for now How tall are you? I ask because you seemed pretty small...didn't think you could get to 168

also, I see what's going on here....you may have them fooled, but I know whats what

I was talking to my sister about this....nobody said shit, did they....Alicia Keys took that guy from his wife and nobody said nuffin'... No homewrecker this or side bitch that....Alicia Keys moves quiet, but she's a lowkey gangsta

Bruv

I've put on like thirty five pounds, so when I see these fasting threads it makes me feel bad for you guys......and hungry, it makes me feel hungry

omg, I almost missed this post... Yes, please do this....you write and perform the lyrics and @Doom Metal Alchemist will produce the track I will pay cash money....i'm talkin' real Ugandan shillings.....to see this

yep, ain't life grand

Happy somethin' or other, you so and so

she dates a semi-famous black guy

this person is a rapper

Black American Princesses You can't......well, actually, you can "eat" it

Hell yeah, Vince Vaughn