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Sit in a dark silent room over night...preferably with a view of the night sky

yeah, I remember that day......honestly, I wouldn't have poured cups for the kids if I knew it was wine.....in my defense, who puts wine in a punch bowl....just leave it in the box, it's doesn't need to breath, that's a myth....

I keep telling you it's not a strap-on, it's the unicorn horn from last year's Halloween costume....don't try to use it on anyone....we don't want a repeat of the anal beads incident

He's a Kangaroo....his entire existence is leg day

So there's plenty of them then? I don't know why, but I thought they were protected 'cause their numbers were dwindling....ofcourse i don't know what i'm talking about so I could just be pulling this out of my ass

Military-Roo hottie

Your dates are way more fun than mine

I know Kevin Hart had a bit about this, but I'm not ripping him off, this really happened. I saw raccoon in my backyard when I went to get my cat and that thing just stood there, completely unconcerned....I closed the door behind me and he just walked up and started looking at me through the glass.....Now, if I wanted no parts of that thing, I can't even imagine how fast i'd piss myself if this was what was in my backyard......fuuuuuuuuck that shit.....all this and Australia's gun laws are more restrictive

probably easier to list what they don't serve that way >.>

If it wasn't for all the poisonous creatures and how they treat the aborigines, I could really grow to like Australia.

I would have gone in

that's probably why you got the job.......this way they hire a young person without actually hiring a young person after your interview they probably held a meeting and were like, "he is the one we've been searching for....he will help bring us into the new world" and you're all,

ok, I think this had to do with a commercial....but again, I don't know where I was going with this

it was late....i been drinkin'....i don't know where i was going with this

just so we're clear, shadow people, that's just a new way of saying black people right....like basketball americans?

All the time, they're just asking me. It's like, come on guys, not now. I'm busy doing coach stuff. If I don't focus, people could die. Coaching's srs bsns. I bring people together. And sometimes, sure, I tear them apart. It's within my power. As coach I have many responsibilities. Sometimes I have to cut someone for the good of the team. Other times I stab them. Also for the good of the team. It's all for the team for the coach.

His mother was a Shadow person

Don't trust the b in apartment 23