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Who gets us in the divorce?

is that why she needs the extra warm blanket....cause you're over there keeping the cats warm they're going eat you

Where do you live....hell? It's hell isn't it?

By far my favorite season....I think it's because it fits my personality I've been lazy...loafing in bed all weekend and somehow i'm still tired....I think I finally understand cats

"i'm Trini" "i'm Trini" where are all these people from Tobago....do they just never travel abroad?

Jerry!! JERRRYYYY!!!

I don't know if I've seen this one, but there were a whole bunch of these....fuckin' hilarious

This place is rent controlled

Sit in a dark silent room over night...preferably with a view of the night sky

yeah, I remember that day......honestly, I wouldn't have poured cups for the kids if I knew it was wine.....in my defense, who puts wine in a punch bowl....just leave it in the box, it's doesn't need to breath, that's a myth....

I keep telling you it's not a strap-on, it's the unicorn horn from last year's Halloween costume....don't try to use it on anyone....we don't want a repeat of the anal beads incident

He's a Kangaroo....his entire existence is leg day

So there's plenty of them then? I don't know why, but I thought they were protected 'cause their numbers were dwindling....ofcourse i don't know what i'm talking about so I could just be pulling this out of my ass

Military-Roo hottie

Your dates are way more fun than mine

I know Kevin Hart had a bit about this, but I'm not ripping him off, this really happened. I saw raccoon in my backyard when I went to get my cat and that thing just stood there, completely unconcerned....I closed the door behind me and he just walked up and started looking at me through the glass.....Now, if I wanted no parts of that thing, I can't even imagine how fast i'd piss myself if this was what was in my backyard......fuuuuuuuuck that shit.....all this and Australia's gun laws are more restrictive

probably easier to list what they don't serve that way >.>