My mouth started responding before my brain told it what to say and I was trying to get it to stop, but it just slowed down the sentence and ended up sounding like I didn't believe what I was saying.
She said, "so what highschool do you go to?"
And my actual response was, "no..I'm...a grown man."
I might as well have said, "I'm a big boy!"
The smile on her face when she said, " you look so young," might as well have been roaring laughter.
I just pushed the lawn mower back into the garage. Fuck the grass....fml