little_girl_lost

maybe its better that way

I hated when they made title cards to say what happened at the end of quantum leap, then went with the worst one.

stay so you can poo on the boss's desk

I think we can all agree that the tbs episodes of American dad are turrible

I didn't get that. If the crock-pot was kept on and hot, how did they get sick?

I get those ones when I wear jeans to tight in the ass to allow the cheeks to spread to let it out

I've been watching The Sinner on USA

so do you personally prefer Chicago deep dish or thin crust?

good. I've been having trouble falling asleep.

this is shaping up to be the worst season yet but hey, at least Kathy bates isn't in this one, I thought she was really good in season 3, one of the best things about coven really, but the last few seasons, she's just kinda been.....there.

bang 10 fat chicks and charge them $50 a piece or one really fat chick and charge her the whole $500

THX 1138?

packing says "For massaging all over body, even in your most intimate areas"

after I washed it off and found the old bottle of non-burning stuff it was ok but yeah, it felt like this

they know what we use it for

Episode 2- Don't Be Afraid of the Dark I know that madness is a lot of what this season is, but I hate when i'm watching a horror movie/show that has a character who has hallucinations. I want to know what's real in what i'm watching and its almost always a "gotcha" when something turns out to be a hallucination/dream. They introduced some new character. just to kill them. And the new neighbours across the street. I find billy eichner annoying. And clearly they were colluding with Kai filming his "attack". Ally is the most annoying character in a few seasons of the show, and Ivy is doing almost nothing for the show. And I don't like that this show is relying heavily on the racism brought upon by trump, as if that's the scariest part of his election. If there is a latino character, right away there is someone there being racist against them in the name of trump.

mmmmm, lamp chops

I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties. I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed. Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again. Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me. Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.

lots of anal

my male coworkers fart loudly and proudly at work I usually walk around and fart when no one is around me.

This. Be sad at the movie or be sad about Judith barsi, fucked either way

naps are the best thing ever

It really does the show gets a lot of heart, even for these scumbag characters

it's already a book

The original, the road trip to wally world Christmas is good too and European but vegas vacation is really weak.