little_girl_lost

packing says "For massaging all over body, even in your most intimate areas"

after I washed it off and found the old bottle of non-burning stuff it was ok but yeah, it felt like this

they know what we use it for

Episode 2- Don't Be Afraid of the Dark I know that madness is a lot of what this season is, but I hate when i'm watching a horror movie/show that has a character who has hallucinations. I want to know what's real in what i'm watching and its almost always a "gotcha" when something turns out to be a hallucination/dream. They introduced some new character. just to kill them. And the new neighbours across the street. I find billy eichner annoying. And clearly they were colluding with Kai filming his "attack". Ally is the most annoying character in a few seasons of the show, and Ivy is doing almost nothing for the show. And I don't like that this show is relying heavily on the racism brought upon by trump, as if that's the scariest part of his election. If there is a latino character, right away there is someone there being racist against them in the name of trump.

mmmmm, lamp chops

I had gotten a gift set some time back, six bottles, different varieties. I emptied the pack into my bedside table drawer and grab them as needed. Last year when one bottle was empty, I reached for another without looking at it, used a little, and it burned like hell. I looked at the bottle and it was called "Fireside". Ok. So the bottle went directly into the trash to keep from using it again. Today. I drop the bottle I was using and it slid under the bed, I grab a new one. "Bali Moonlight" this one says, I peel off the foil and start to use some. This one burns worse than the Fireside. I scream and make him stop and run to the bathroom to wash this stuff off/out of me. Fuck you, KY, i'm not trusting your products anymore.

lots of anal

my male coworkers fart loudly and proudly at work I usually walk around and fart when no one is around me.

This. Be sad at the movie or be sad about Judith barsi, fucked either way

naps are the best thing ever

It really does the show gets a lot of heart, even for these scumbag characters

it's already a book

The original, the road trip to wally world Christmas is good too and European but vegas vacation is really weak.

I would want a call asking what I would like intead of the requested item. Adversely, when I was a kid, I would go to the local corner store and buy snacks, my brother would give me money to get him something specific and a lot of times, they wouldn't have that item, and this led me to have actual anxiety attacks in the store, freaking out about whether to get nothing or a replacement item.

I'll be rewatching the ep in a few days when my bf comes back from his trip. But I hafta pretend i'm seeing it for the first time cuz I couldn't wait for him to watch it :catlol

I like Jimmy's finding himself in finding a grumpy old man that would be him in 40 years. Gretchen went apeshit, understandably. Lindsey and Edgar are thriving in their work, so, why not screw that up with sex? I can only see their storylines going downhill. overall, 8/10, would bang

i'd put it on my mouth

depends. what happens after five days?

I stole a basket of clothes once I didn't mean to though Some people had pulled into the parking lot of my store, must've been rearranging seating and stuff in their car and took a basket of clothes out, set it in the parking lot and forgot to put it back in their car, and drove off. I brought the basket inside the store to the back room cuz I know had I left it outside, junkies would've done horrible things to the clothes, and waited for the people to come back and ask about the basket, but they never did. I looked at the clothes, they were all kids clothes my size, so after a few weeks, I took them home.

same here, but i'm used to it, a thread like this pops up every couple months

One more thing I noticed in this and I see in almost every part of television the lesbian couple's friends/neighbours, the Asian couple that got murdered, Why on tv are Asians only married to other Asians? I would think the super progressive show producers and writers would be above using that trope. and I had to read articles about this season to figure out that evan peters and billie lord's characters were siblings.

yes people are fawning over billie lourd, but her performance is very flat, almost robotic, but idk, maybe she was directed that way. they made a big deal about lena dunham joining the cast, but them name-drop her in the first ep, establishing her in the AHS universe, so she could only play herself now, actors playing themselves is boring as shit. And I like AHS having historical elements (i.e. black dahlia, madam laveau, Rudolph valentine, Edward mordrake, Roanoke) not current news as a backdrop. They need another season set in a time period like season 2 was mostly in the 1960s. This season is shaping up to be weak, I hope it gets better.

meh, it takes too much energy to keep friends

It feels too real like, not a bit of it seems like fantasy in this fantasy/horror series it feels like I was watching tv and flipping between fox and cnn I hope it all comes together, as calamitous as It seems sidenote: chaz bono in a trump hat was jarring to see.

and then the real horror begins