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Hornshire

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  1. The Wedding Singer. Little Nicky was a desperate attempt to pull himself back. But even if it had not been a sad, half-assed attempt, he was too far gone for it to make any difference.
  2. Sticks and stones, love.
  3. As it is now, the Universe is just the constant present. It may perhaps be more correct to say that the constant present is just the Universe, but the point is that that is not a movement in paradigms, let alone a fundamental shift. As for a nonexistent past, We don't feel this has an impact either. Because regardless of any truth to it, we still hold a perception of past. Whether or not the events in fact happened does not change the notion that there was an order to them.
  4. Around 46K. Not sure if We're going to break 50, or just approach it asymptotically.
  5. We're pretty good at making friends. Just not with people.
  6. It's been a while... We had a bulldog named Spike. His mouth actually unzipped, and was a huge pocket. We had two bears, Jeff (a polar bear) and Albert (a brown bear). We had a fairly large Munch doll, the purple thing from Chuck E. Cheese that We think is supposed to be a gorilla, regardless it was fuzzy. We also vaguely remember a rabbit that wore a floral dress, though that was more a decoration than a plaything. And may have just been something at Our grandmother's house. We're quite certain there were others, but those are the ones that first come to mind.
  7. Kay. But what do you have to say about something that is Christmas music?
  8. Nuclear reactions. But then you really just establish a relationship between mass and energy, and don't actually get at the matter of origin. Or origin of matter, as it were. It's not a question We expect to ever be answered.
  9. Sure you don't, kiddo.
  10. Meaning implies a message. Something being communicated. And by extension, an author. Life, as most understand it, is then a body of work. Seldom will you find an aggregate of various compositions, of any significant size, that contains within it a continuous, succinct, unambiguous idea. Themes will abound, to be sure, but so to will contradiction. This is in large part due to the fact that separate works have separate audiences, and address separate issues. One could argue that life is not an anthology, but one piece unto itself. This is folly. Even if we are to accept this in theory, in practice the result is the same. For, in order to understand it, one must observe it, beginning to end. But that is not how we partake. We are given snippets, brief glimpses, a handful of beats plucked arbitrarily from a grand orchestration. And so, if we are to discern anything, it is not an articulate pronouncement, but rather a succession of murmurs. Thus, the answer, in the most literal of senses, is memes.
  11. We don't.
  12. Finding a second onion ring in your fries.
  13. Hmmm. C'est la vie.
  14. That was totally not Our intent. Totally.
  15. Ninja Batman is an obvious move. Ronin Joker... not so much. Still, it touched Our weeb spot.
  16. Hey. How's come Han isn't on the poster? Thought they were doing a Han movie...
  17. A calorie is a unit of energy. In a Newtonian understanding of physics (which is sufficient for how you function on a day to day basis), energy is neither created or destroyed. It is only ever transferred. Thus, when you take it into your body, it will not just disappear; it must be expended in some fashion. A portion of it is used in continuing natural operations. The rest is employed in either physical exertion or weight gain. For reference, average daily calorie intake for a male to maintain weight (there are a lot of factors involved, so it varies) is 2,500. Since this is quite a bit lower than what you've had in one meal alone, if you don't engage in activity to offset your intake, the result will be an increase in body mass. We couldn't find any data on calorie intake for pillows, but We suspect Miku should engage in more physical activity also.
  18. Neither seems particularly useful.
  19. Ah. 3,360 calories and 54 grams of saturated fat. Those are units that mean things.
  20. Our existence does seem rather apparent.
  21. Do you feel in charge?
  22. An action with no consequences is an action with no effect. But, to cut to the gist of your inquiry... von Doom-ity Doom Doom Doom-Doom Doom
  23. To begin with, We can't delineate between the first three options. The intended end is always a unified global order that is functional, righteous, and free. It is only the means that change; whether they be surreptitious nudges or forceful impositions is simply a question of availability. As such, it vastly depends on the nature of said powers. We will do whatever consequence allows. If subtlety remains the optimal strategy, then that is the course We stay. If otherwise... well... All shall love Us and despair.
  24. What is a pizza, really? As far as units go. We understand it as a culinary composition. But to say half a pizza implies there is such a thing as a whole pizza. Is a whole pizza a small pizza, and large pizzas are really one and a half pizzas, deformed? Is a large pizza, instead, the whole, and smalls are only two thirds of a whole pizza? If you eat one and a half medium pizzas, maybe that's really just eleven sixteenths of an extra large, which is the actual whole. Or maybe it's fifty six, because a whole pizza is really just a Bagel Bite. They should really address this at the next CGPM.
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