Hornshire

We feel your pain.

That does seem likely. It's nature has a certain singularity to it.

But what's on the outer part of it, We wonder...

Da derp dee derp de teetley derpee derpee dumb

Aww, kitten. You're like a five year old who thinks they're rich because they've got a ten dollar bill. Why is it only the adorable ones who grow up so fast?

So, here's a thought. NPC's are defined entities. They have substance, character, personality. Or at the very least the potential to, always. Their will is confined to their own existence, to the extent that they exist. Playable characters, on the other hand, while occasionally possessing these things, tend more often to be empty shells. It is not uncommon for them to have no voice. They are skin suits puppeted around by some abstract will that is entirely foreign to their being. Their victories are not due to their own triumphs. Their failings are not due to their own faults. Their feelings towards shorts are not due to their own opinions on comfort and ease of wear. Point being, We would much rather be an entirely scripted entity that consistently stood for itself, than an ever-changing shiny set of wheels that's only purpose was to be taken for a ride by another set of hands.

We think this new-found power has gone to your head. You've changed, man.

They say a broken clock is right two times a day. With just a little improvement, you could be that good. It's technically possible.

Noodle.

Clown.

It's actually just a regular old scarecrow costume. But We're wearing it, so...

Sexy Scarecrow

Ah, to be twelve. We wouldn't want to go through it again, but it did have some perks we miss on occasion.

Meecrob.

Patience. Also, secrecy.

We would NEVER call you "short and fat"

We were talking to Nabs, in regards to being chosen. We assume he's referring to custom ranks given on the old board. And that it shows up colored on mobile or something.

We generally don't PM trolls. We just call them out where We see them. Although, We might try it, just for experiment's sake. Keep an eye on your inbox.

Um. Not really. No.

Victory pose at 0:22. It's functionally useless, so you know it's not optimizing its programming for efficiency yet. In some ways, We find it annoying that resources were allocated to that end. But We also find it endearing, because We're human. For now.

Dozens.

We have a notebook. It's blue. Just so you know.

There is no death. There is the Force.