Codename: Jackass

Jimmy Neutron was kind of unsettling to me.

I think I am becoming a rap god rap god

Use this knowledge wisely.

Is it normal for the condom to cut off blood supply?

I just like the vinegar to cut the heaviness of fatty food and it makes my mouth tingle.

What will you do when we have the next great depression? I'll probably live out of my car until things get too bad to stay in the cities. I've considered running off innawoods. Live off the land. Allow nature to take its course. Become animal once again, just as all humans truly are.

tfw the outlier candidates spoiled the vote

He was 54. https://www.billboard.com/articles/news/obituary/8462386/vinnie-paul-dead-pantera-damageplan-hellyeah

I hope one day I can rack up $60,000 of debt and beg strangers to pay it back for me. Sure beats paying it back myself.

I wonder how many people see that car drive by and get the joke? I'd have to give a knowing nod of approval for that one if I saw it.

I'm gonna follow Slappy's lead here.

We've fucked it all up. Even for the people who want to change things for the better, it's all too late. It's been too late for a couple hundred years. The control system is in place, and it will keep you in your place, until you die of cancer caused by exposure to myriad toxins all in the name of greasing the wheels of this great, terrible machine. You won't rise above it. You won't make a difference. None of us will. The people who "make a difference" matter not in the grand scheme of things. The ones who wield the true power will either be long dead before we reap what they sowed for us, or they will become god-men augmented by their cybernetics or genetic reconfiguration that they keep for themselves. If you're lucky and prove yourself a good little bootlicker, you might get a taste, but just a taste, like a mongrel dog being fed that piece of cold gristle from the table of your master. Somehow I have this tiny little candle of hope that somehow it will all come crashing down. Some days it's all I have to live for. But then the rational mind tells me this won't happen. Your destiny was determined before you were ever thought of. Make sure to get out and vote Republican in the midterm so we can accelerate this engine of destruction just a little faster. But really, your vote doesn't matter, does it? Our masters have arranged for the right people to be in the right positions.

I can do whatever I want. I do what I want and get what I want, when I want it.

If they let me moderate and ban anybody for any reason, including no reason at all, I'll probably go back, though.

Absolutely, I need to go back to a playground for mentally handicapped children where you can't even say "s###" without some WACKY CRAZY word filter and have to abide by Turner's draconian TOS where I won't be allowed to have my silly George Costanza avatar because they don't own the rights to Seinfeld. Oh, and I absolutely must have my posts back because I need to be reminded of the cringy shit I posted back in 2011, along with the fact that I nearly broke 100,000 posts and wasted countless hours on a message board where we talked about which animu bitch we'd fugggg and got inordinately upset about shit some jackoff who hasn't been part of the community since 2008 did once. And I want to be dumped on and made fun of by Williams Street because I use their website, despite the fact that I haven't watched their television network in nearly a decade. Fuck yeah dude, sign me up.

I also would like to add Tim Lambesis. Fuck that guy.

You sound both ignorant and opinionated on this subject. Bad combo. You don't have to like his music but there are a lot of people more deserving of death than Childish Gambino.

I don't necessarily want anyone to die. I just want them not to have attention anymore. My vote goes to Jenny McCarthy for convincing thousands of impressionable fools that vaccinating their children will give them the 'tism.

Donald Glover is a great American.

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People who like summer live in areas where the humidity is low and the temp doesn't rise above 80.

DAAAAAAAAAMN REKT SON

I have spent the last few years regretting my past and wishing things had turned out better. Wanna talk about it over tequila shots?

Just got off work so I can make my own money and buy things by myself.