lupin_bebop

Man....this quarantine shit is amazing.

Because things come out that feel good.

I've been waiting on this kind of bullshit my entire life. I'm fucking READY.

Nah.....really.....what would I do? The same bullshit I ALWAYS do. Play video games, voice chat on UE Discord, eat mac and cheese, hate myself, and watch Netflix/Hulu/anime until my body gives up and goes to sleep.

What would I do?

.......................I'll keep that in mind while snowcapping the Dunes.

Fuck coronavirus. Something with that weak of a name doesn't deserve the attention. If it was called Mega-Poop-Insta-Death, I bet I could take it more seriously. Then, all the TP purchases would MEAN something. Fuck, I hate white people. You ruin everything.

If you are male, that would be you thought, yes.

Also possible.

YES. Last 3 days, man.

A shower made of gold would suck. Especially if you fell in that bitch. How do you recover from that?

Sure.

“Why do they call them sneakers if they make so much noise on the basketball court?”

Fuck it.

"This is a shower......but it's not golden. It's....aluminum....but why doesn't rabies come out?"

"Why does the drain make slurpy noises, but the toilet doesn't?" "Why does my dead skin not reveal itself? I'm shedding, SHOW YOURSELF DAMMIT."

So mean......and I had Girl Scout cookies, too.

Well, hopefully, it'll pass quickly without incident. It usually does. Unless you're a dirty 55+ Boomer.

SEE? THIS IS WHY. WE WILL PLAY MONOPOLY WHEN WE HAVE LUNCH, AND I WILL GET YOU TO EMOTE FOR SANDWICH BEANS

I felt this post in my SOUL

More or less. It can't just be itself.

I'm talking about turkey. It can't just be itself.

It has to imitate all the other lunchmeats. It's annoying as Hell.

You can give me that all you want. Those things are still sacrilege. I am not wrong or backing down from this. You can beat me, peg me, cut me with swords, I don't care.

Well.....all that extra can go to me. Turkey can't just be itself, and it infuriates me. Ground beef only smells that way when it has gone bad.